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classy smashed

the state of being mildly intoxicated by wine or champagne

the state of intoxication preceding being smassy clashed

the type of intoxication that occurs at a formal event

the type of intoxication that occurs whenever wine or champagne is consumed.
After a few glasses of wine, the maid of honor found herself classy smashed and in good spirits
by 'D.'B. April 12, 2012
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classy bird

An ironic term to describe a female of young adult age and above engaging in classless/possibly immoral frolics around town/in clubs and bars/in view of a disappointed/disapproving general public.
Youth A: Couldn't believe what I saw whils out with the lads last night!

Youth B: Go on then.

Youth A: You wouldn't normally see a girl like her would totally lose control of herself when she has had one too many.

Youth C: Yeah, typical classy bird. laughter
by DaMantis August 8, 2012
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classy thug

A nice guy who dresses thuggishly.
by sirthugsalot August 30, 2015
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Classy slut

An item of clothing that doesn't make you look like you need to get paid, but shows that you know how to have a good time
Girl, those shoes are Classy slut
by mistressJ August 12, 2009
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Classy Hoe

A person who appears to be sophisticated or upperclass aesthetically, but underneath is yearning to sleep with whomever she pleases.
I'm not no basic hoe I'm a classy hoe.
by Classic Hoe March 1, 2017
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classy rascal

a rascal that appears to be classy, and has frequent tea parties, with morgan freeman and men who wear floor length pimp leopard mink frocks with combat boots, where they enjoy tea and pastries at half past three in the afternoon with their grandparents from england.
man, you're such a classy rascal. come to my tea party?
by anonymous568456835878 April 25, 2010
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classy smut

A girl who thinks she has class and morales ,but is really a skank and would cheat on her boyfriend first chance she gets with any any guy who talks to her
Stay away from that classy smut, you're likely to get an STD from her.
by Darkclouds1234 March 21, 2018
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