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clam filtcher 

A man who steals another man's woman and her virginity because he only wants her for the sex. Often used by people who frequent the beach or popular water areas, ie lakes, and rivers.
Hey Jim what happened to Sandy?

-I found her at the beach house, baked and naked with this "clam filtcher" last weekend.

-Im sorry dude I Know how much you dug her, she was a nice catch.

-Yeah, I guess I shouldn't have left her alone. She finally opened up to me, hot and ready, but I went too fast and got burned. So I let things simmer for a wile but I guess I waited too long.
clam filtcher by John O. B. October 23, 2008
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Clam Clan 

A party, meeting or gathering that is exclusively, or with a significant majority of, females.
The female equivalent of a sausage fest
She'd told me there was going to be some hot guys there but it turned out to be a complete clam clan.

Party on girls! Friday night, it's gonna be a Clam Clan so lets go crazy without the partners, k?
Clam Clan by Scribbles NZ January 6, 2009

Clam Steam 

when a the woman queefs in your face releasing a hot steam from her vagina directly in your face
Last night I gave my wife a hot josh, she returned the favor with a clam steam.

Her clam steam fogged my glasses, i like it.
Clam Steam by Who8that January 13, 2012

clam smashing 

Clam smashing is 2 lesbians going at it very hard and loud.
Teresa was clam smashing Karrie so loud that I could hear it from 3 rooms down.
clam smashing by Yy4ne1 November 19, 2013

clam duster 

a clam duster, most common during movember, is the patch of hair above the mouth. Sometimes it's been a while for a woman, dust builds, this must be removed, usually in a sweeping manor, before a tongue punch can be landed.

" Kyle look at that Dusty old clam, you better use your clam duster first".

" Andrew look, it's Tom Selleck,"

Andrew, " one day I'll have a clam duster like his"

see also- Snapper Swifter
clam duster by kiefkongs November 22, 2013

Clam basting 

When several guys blow there load into the same vagina
Paul and Chris where clam basting the boss so bad it was running down her leg at the 630 meeting.
Clam basting by Clamer July 26, 2016