Larry the Cable Guy

A redneck who should be put in a boat and sent to Angola. He has a comedy routine exploring redneck stuff, such as flatulance and fat women in thong, as he puts it, "britches." He also says Git r Done.

Larry the Cable Guy was booed out of Madison Square Garden

by MC Otter September 5, 2004

cableguy

verb - to stalk or bother someone constantly as jim carrey did in the movie "The Cable Guy"

"dude, eric will not stop cableguying me. i wish he'd leave me along.

by hortonal July 2, 2005

Citler

n. A cat that looks like Hitler.

"Dude my friend has a citler."

by Andriznles & MC Derf July 29, 2006

ciller

Absolute fucking retard that sucks at every game , and misspells killer.

That kid is such a ciller he cant even spell.

by Aebiis December 3, 2017

Cable lineman

According to the far superior power lineman, they are called 16 foot daredevils. They think they are hot shots but in all reality, their only job is to make sure people can watch pornhub.

That cable lineman is scared of heights, but at least I can watch porn.

by Lineman86 April 8, 2021

transatlantic cable

Humorous reference to shitting in the lavatory on an airplane which is en-route across the Atlantic ocean.

About two hours after leaving JFK airport, Frank got out of his seat and shitted in the lav. He said he was going to lay some transatlantic cable.

by Frank Klaune April 14, 2005

Umbilical Cable

An umbilical cord is how a fetus survives in the womb; its the pipe which gives everything a fetus needs to survive.

An umbilical cable is a bunch of cables held together or one big cable that resembles an umbilical cord. An umbilical cable transports vital data and/or electricity between things.

I opened my computer and I saw a bunch of umbilical cables!

by da tech guy August 23, 2011