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Chopper Command 

Chopper command:
When a Man with a LARGE penis firmly grasp the bottom of his shaft and begins to rotate his penis in a helicopter type fashion while saying chopper command coming in for landing...

Usually used to incite a Blow job but has no designated landing location.

A improperly operated chopper command Can result in a mushroom bruise or lose of vision....

Men with Tiny penises CAN NOT perform a successful chopper command and will crash and burn upon attempt.

(if your penis fits in only one hand DO NOT attempt a chopper command)
TOP DOG Walked Into the bedroom with his huge penis firmly in hand and said.

Ter Chopper Command coming in for a landing.

(Ter:) All Clear For landing proceed to entry port one for decreasing.O-:

chopper mar 

Noun - A screw-up who messes up when easiest to avoid.

Verb - To screw-up in a situation which can completely be avoided.
Noun:
I'm such a goddamn chopper mar!!! Who kills his own worm with a bazooka. Right near a fire drum no doubt.

Verb:
Grahul, you really chopper mar'd when you blew up your own worm with the Holy Hand Grenade.
chopper mar by WormsReloaded January 29, 2012

chopper monkey 

older kids/preteens who hang out in front of price chopper from 6-8 pm on weekdays
We encountered a group of chopper monkeys playing hakkey sack. we calmly walked around them without making eye contact or sudden movements and were safe.
chopper monkey by snowandskibaby December 13, 2006

Chopper Jenkins

Adjective
To hastily rush into an important meeting or event that has been planned out, only to screw up and blow the whole thing causing embarassment to yourself and your colleagues.
Steve pulled a 'Chopper Jenkins' and messed up that presentation we'd been planning for for weeks.

Joe is such a 'Chopper Jenkins' for always rushing into things and screwing them up.

Chopper with the beam 

A. An AK-47 or really any gun with a laser sight.
Lil Uzi (Alfa Romeo AW300)- Got the chopper with the beam, yea!

chopper jockey 

"Did you see that chopper jockey splittin lanes?"
chopper jockey by Voneville September 7, 2005