1. n. A person who does something to annoy another.
2. n. Someone who does something stupid or foolish in the game Counter-Strike.
3. n. See choober
2. n. Someone who does something stupid or foolish in the game Counter-Strike.
3. n. See choober
Oi, you choober!
by Topaz Angel September 21, 2003
Get the choober mug.by james February 24, 2004
Get the choober mug.Abbreviation for Chin Boobs. This word originated a long time ago in an igloo off the coast of Africa by a Black Elf. Only one man can have them in each generation, causing a mad rush of hormonial women to unexpectedly charge at these lucky men. When masturbating with a choob, or plural form "moobies", you may find yourself with Choobreastis Disease. Symptoms of Choobreastis Disease (CD for short) are weakness in the thighs, quivering upper lip, and fatigue in the chin. If this occurs, well, you are going to die. This has been known also as a form of cancer that really has no cure.
Ross: Check out my moobies everyone!
Anthony: (whisper) i wish i had a choob.
Holly: You make me so horny!
Anthony: (whisper) i wish i had a choob.
Holly: You make me so horny!
by Anthony Gone Wild March 7, 2010
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See also: Choob, Choobleteer, Chumpleteer, Choobletard.(And Pluralities)
Generally denotes RuneScape (old version).
Definition:
1. Denotes low skilled PK'er (player killer) who can't even cook Tuna, and begs Lobbies. Plural is "Chooblets", which denotes large group of PK'er 'tards running loose in old version RS Wildy and acting like a "clan". (Chooblet Clans)
2. RS Players with no actual usefulness, unless they drop decent items when they die, while you ARE trying to do something useful in the old Wildy, like mine Addy, Coal, or Rune.
3. Same as Choob, just a more derogatory terminology, also denoting MORE stupid or lame than general Choobness. Meaning basically: "A Really Wannabe Choob"
4. Can SOMETIMES denote a Female player, depending on situation and group. Otherwise "Stoofu" or "Stoofubartard" is used to tell them to shut up (STFU).
See also: Choob(s), Chooblet(s), Choobleteer(s), Chumpleteer(s), and Choobletard(s)
Time Definition: All loosely used by Frog_Stomper prior to new RS.
See also: Choob, Choobleteer, Chumpleteer, Choobletard.(And Pluralities)
Generally denotes RuneScape (old version).
Definition:
1. Denotes low skilled PK'er (player killer) who can't even cook Tuna, and begs Lobbies. Plural is "Chooblets", which denotes large group of PK'er 'tards running loose in old version RS Wildy and acting like a "clan". (Chooblet Clans)
2. RS Players with no actual usefulness, unless they drop decent items when they die, while you ARE trying to do something useful in the old Wildy, like mine Addy, Coal, or Rune.
3. Same as Choob, just a more derogatory terminology, also denoting MORE stupid or lame than general Choobness. Meaning basically: "A Really Wannabe Choob"
4. Can SOMETIMES denote a Female player, depending on situation and group. Otherwise "Stoofu" or "Stoofubartard" is used to tell them to shut up (STFU).
See also: Choob(s), Chooblet(s), Choobleteer(s), Chumpleteer(s), and Choobletard(s)
Time Definition: All loosely used by Frog_Stomper prior to new RS.
Dude, why is it every time I go to the coal pile on the east side, some Chooblet is sitting there just camping for a miner?
Total no skill Chooblets out there tonight, time to hit the Fally Dwarf mine with the other Choob Auto-Miners.
GO BUY YOUR OWN FREAKING LOBBIES you low level, no cooking CHOOBLET!
Forget it, there are about 500 Choobletard clans running around out there tonight, no Wildy mining for me.
Dude, tell the Chooblet Chick to Stoofubartard herself for me
Total no skill Chooblets out there tonight, time to hit the Fally Dwarf mine with the other Choob Auto-Miners.
GO BUY YOUR OWN FREAKING LOBBIES you low level, no cooking CHOOBLET!
Forget it, there are about 500 Choobletard clans running around out there tonight, no Wildy mining for me.
Dude, tell the Chooblet Chick to Stoofubartard herself for me
by TheBigGiz October 18, 2008
Get the Chooblet mug.Nothing less than the most excessive, horrific and vomit-inducing sexual perversion known to Man, the exact nature of choosy moms cannot be researched directly, and so must be arrived at through guesswork. This is the next mung; yea, the munger-than-mung. Hide your children.
by artaxerxes March 22, 2009
Get the choosy moms mug.Usually used for Call of Duty games, or other massive multiplayer games. Stands for Christmas Noobs.
Dan - Oh man I can't WAIT for the choobs to get black ops!
Steven - Yea man it's going to be so easy to kill them!
Steven - Yea man it's going to be so easy to kill them!
by Jarf99 January 5, 2011
Get the choob mug.A slang term referring to the Roman emperor Choobanicus. Can be used in a complimentary fashion (as Choobanicus was a great man). Can also be used in a derogatory manner.
Complimentary: "Hey maw, you're a chooban!", said Munky.
Derogatory: "Fuck off, chooban!", said the posh twat from the Pirates! review.
Derogatory: "Fuck off, chooban!", said the posh twat from the Pirates! review.
by Timothy J. Consolvanius May 4, 2006
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