competish

A word in the "slanguage" used in the famous film industry magazine Variety. Other examples include "cumes" (for "cumulative totals"), "thesp" (for "thespian" or "actor"), prexy (for "president") and "perf" (for "performance").

"Though no hit with the crix, pic's boffo homevid cumes recall Fight Club, another Pitt starrer for the Frog. New prexy Weiss is also excited about new Wilson brothers laffer..."

by Schowkuu April 26, 2005

Competetive Elephant Ejaculation

A pastime who's only definition is that it is still better than NASCAR

Billy: "You want to watch NASCAR?"
Terrence: "I would rather watch competetive elephant ejaculation."

by The Great Articulator June 15, 2016

Competitive Dog Fisting

Competitive Dog Fisting, or CDF, is a term used when a group of people begin randomly competing over something meaningless, using a lot of effort. If it's all in the name of good fun, it's just Dog Fisting.

You see those idiots? Competitive Dog Fisting over a spot in a frozen yogurt line.

by Competitive Doog Fister June 15, 2017

competitive leisure

In contrast to “leisure”, which can be idle time of ease, respite, and relaxation, competitive leisure is the use of free time to engage in an activity, typically done only to relax and relieve stress, to instead compete to achieve a goal in order to feel superior to others who may also enjoy the same leisure activity, so that the leisurely feelings of ease, respite, and relaxation are dependent on winning, besting others, and succeeding at pointing out to others one’s own superiority.

Eric and Tim rode their fat tire bikes up the mountain trail in the snow for an hour, neither one wanting to quit, letting their fun ride become a battle of competitive leisure.

by PlasticSurgeryNinja June 6, 2019

Competitive Ranked mode

Essentially an opportunity and excuse for both skilled and unskilled players to sweat their arses off trying to obtain a virtual ranking with no material value.

Player 1: Dude I was playing some Competitive Ranked mode, damn everybody is so sweaty!
Player 2: Man that's just how it is in ranked. It's basically the definition of the phrase!

by gayfaggotniggerman September 20, 2020

turd chomper

one who consumes feces

So I walked into the stall and i found this turd chomper chowin down

by bonjangelz April 30, 2011

Overwatch Competitive

Cancer

hey have you tried Overwatch competitive
no
why
cancer

by hot_sexy boaiii February 14, 2022