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Mr Crocker

The type of teacher who suspects you of having fairies, goes around yelling FAIRY GOD PARENTS! while switching and bending into weird forms.
Also known of hunting down a scrawny little kid in a pink hat, with weird, evil devices.
by Cosmonopoly May 14, 2018
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glow cocker

a man who places a glow bracelet around his penis and testicles at festivals in order to be seen at night and to be identified by his friends and fellow glow cockers.
Did you see the glow cockers dancing at the Firewater Lounge last night? I think that's worse than shirt cocking.
by EvilDorkGirl July 1, 2010
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chicken choker

by odogo January 17, 2004
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cockerpoo

when you or your fat fucking grandad go out to a farmers land and steal a big boi chicken. one of you then proceed to shove a broken lightbulb up its fat tender looking ass. it then squeels loudly whilsts rapping drip to hard to stay calm. you them boot the bulb so far up its ass that its bum spews shit and blood then dies. uttering the final words "fucky shit cunt mega slag stanking gerto bender shit cock succer yeet"
"yo yo, mans about to nick a chicken and pull off a cockerpoo innit, come or ill chef you nazi grandmother"
by anonymous December 15, 2019
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Cockersicity

The quality of understanding that when your friends are taking the piss out of you, that they are doing it out of love.
Nice lazy eye mate
It's ok, he's got massive cockersicity, he can take it.
by daboswinney August 19, 2021
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Cockermouth

A town in England with a very unfortunate name. A cock is slang for a penis, and, well yeah...
Let's go to Cockermouth!
...Why are you running?
by Blockly806 November 24, 2021
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Cockeroni

POGERONIs twin step sis
by IHAVEABIGPEPE March 15, 2022
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