Thomas didn't appear that evening for dinner, nor the next morning at breakfast. Eventually shuffling into the dining room a little after two o'clock in the afternoon, looking exhausted and sporting a thousand-yard stare, between drawn-out breaths and with a weary demeanour, he stated that he'd spent the past twenty-two hours chimping himself red.
Chimp Oneself Red
Chimp Oneself Red
by Chum Gnomesky March 10, 2010
Get the Chimp oneself red mug.Verb: an unsuccessful attempt at trying to sneakily royally screw someone out of money. (chimp-fucking)
Noun: (Chimp-Fucker) One who gives off the impression and/or is caught in the act of trying to screw someone royally.
Noun: (Chimp-Fucker) One who gives off the impression and/or is caught in the act of trying to screw someone royally.
Jimmy: That Terminex guy was trying to charge me $1300 for Termites when it turns out what he was looking at was only water damage.
Danny: He was trying to Chimp-Fuck you!
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Pimp: Where's my money?
Prostitute: That's my money!
Pimp: You're just trying to chimp-fuck me!!!
Danny: He was trying to Chimp-Fuck you!
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Pimp: Where's my money?
Prostitute: That's my money!
Pimp: You're just trying to chimp-fuck me!!!
by SonofNorthernDarkness August 13, 2009
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Lips reminiscent of the lips of a standard adult Pan Troglodytes (aka Chimpanzee or as commonly known "Chimp") which are typically barely visible from more than one meter away.
They are referred to in genesis. The good book has spoken.
Notably personified by the greatest comic book icon of all "The Joker". Here we have a man who literally pencils his features on.
Chimp-lips is often shortened to "Chimips".
Lips reminiscent of the lips of a standard adult Pan Troglodytes (aka Chimpanzee or as commonly known "Chimp") which are typically barely visible from more than one meter away.
They are referred to in genesis. The good book has spoken.
Notably personified by the greatest comic book icon of all "The Joker". Here we have a man who literally pencils his features on.
Chimp-lips is often shortened to "Chimips".
Bubba: Ima looking for my sistah, have you seen her?
Man: Look here chimp lips, you and I both know that practically everyone has seen her.
Man: Look here chimp lips, you and I both know that practically everyone has seen her.
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Livin' Wild and Prosperous, Hittin' The Club Every Weekend, and Dropping a Band on Hennessy For The Hunnies At The Club. That's Chimp Livin' Baby.
Jake: Damn Brodie, Marcus just dropped 30 bands on a new Yacht!
Brodie: Yeah Bro, That's Chimp Livin'!
Brodie: Yeah Bro, That's Chimp Livin'!
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