welfare check

What an OU tard will be living off once it "graduates" from OU aka TardU. Since it never received a proper education and therefore doesn't have any skills for the real world and nobody will want to hire them when they see that the person has "graduated" from OU.

Shiii ese, nobody wanna hire me man, so I'm just waiting on my next welfare check and hopefully I'll be able to finesse some cigs with it.

by TurnM3Up May 4, 2020

check the throat

Something men should do when talking with a woman in a bar. You need to check the throat to make sure they are a woman and not a man. If you feel an Adam's apple, it's a man, not a woman. Must be subtle when doing it, as not to offend the lady. It could save you pain and embarrassment later.

Dude 1: That girl is smokin' hot!
Dude 2: Naw man, check the throat. I did and that's a dude. Dude looks like a lady.

by Checkthethroat July 12, 2011

Check me

When a girl asks another girl to subtly look at her pants to make sure she isn't bleeding through them during her period.

Girl on period- "Check me!"

Friend of girl- "You're good!"

by Cat7593 May 25, 2010

checking the digits

v. Thorough and generally spontaneous inspection of one's fingers.

Aristotle: "Why is Socrates looking at his fingers?"
Plato: "Man, he's just checking the digits, ain't nothing wrong with that."

by flammable_hammable March 22, 2010

dome check

to violently strike ones head with your fist; usually for a dumbass action or just for laughs

1.u better shut the fuck up before i dome check u
2.i wonder what would happen i just dome check that guy?

by paul16 January 28, 2009

Door Check

When a motorist (usually parked) carelessly throws his or her car door open in the way of an oncoming cyclist who then crashes into the door.

I was biking down broad when some lady door checked the shit out of me. I wish she wasn't so stupid.

by kailpur December 14, 2010

Cock Check Control

When you go to talk to a sexy girl but first you gotta check and control your fully erected penis.

I saw Natalie in school and I went to say hi but first had to pull a Cock Check Control procedure

by Gimaf November 23, 2012