cheap suitcase

Having to defecate so heinously, that your ass explodes open like an overloaded "cheap suitcase".

Timmy ate the indian buffet for lunch and the persian kebab stand for dinner. When Timmy awoke from his Eastern buffet extravaganza, he sat on the toilet and was launched into the air as his asshole blew open like a cheap suitcase.

by Assbag666 May 27, 2013

Cheatress

Female version of a cheater

Person 1: Dont date that girl, she'll cheat on you
Person 2: Yeah, she's such a cheatress

by PerfectPaisley June 24, 2013

cheap prick

eugene melnyk

GM: We should retain the services of the best dman in the NHL, even if it might be expensive.

Owner: No, I don't want to pay for his salary. Blow up the team and trade him away. Push season ticket packages while your at it.

GM: You fucking cheap prick.

by bahbababhaba September 14, 2018

Cheater

Someone who uses a gun in Rock Paper Scissors.

Z: Fine! We’ll rock-paper-scissors for it!
X: Okay with me!
Both: Rock, Paper, Scissors, shoot!
(X makes a finger-gun)
Z: You buffoon! There aren’t guns in rock-paper-scissors, you cheater!
X: I don’t care!

by Kopper0625 April 3, 2020

Kiddie Cheater

a.k.a. spatula - a rubber tipped cooking device used to cheat the kids out of eating the batter from the bowl.

Mom used the kiddie cheater to clean the batter from the mixing bowl.

by The Blechingers October 3, 2009

on the cheap

describing something thats done inexpensively or on a tight budget

when we went on vacation in Europe a few years ago, we did it on the cheap, staying in hostels and biking around wearing our backpacks.

by hipster June 8, 2004

banged me like a cheap screen door

a verbal expression. to fuck someone repeatedly and vigorously without regard to the sensibility or consciousness of the person being fucked. Usually done without protection. May be used to describe male-female or male-male action.

I can't even sit down this morning because that guy I hooked up with last night banged me like a cheap screen door. I hope our second date is just as good.

by Vanesca April 18, 2012