chapstick asshole

The hole that appears in the middle of your chapstick. Created by the motion of the central screw as you twist it to move the lip balm up the tube. Collects mushy chapstick debris and god knows what else. Cringeworthy.

Ew the chapstick asshole has appeared. O chapstick, your time has come, too soon. *chuck*

by mealy3.0 December 9, 2008

sewer caps

Large/oversized nipples. Indicative of, but not limited to pregnant women.

Bitch, I don't want to see your baby latched onto your sewer caps while you breastfeed in Ukrops.

by Chris G June 11, 2004

Chapstick

A certain brand of lip balm which is especially great, and a hero to those who use acutane or have generally dry skin.

Ugh man, my lips are peeling, I need some chapstick.

I carry chapstick with me everywhere.

by kantsuu May 13, 2005

chabs

The perfectly symmetrical 6 or 8 pack abs you would expect to see on a true, genuine, 100% grass-fed Chad, though some moderately aesthetic chadlites have been seen with them as well.

Dude, look at those chabs on that model...

by fucboi9898 July 2, 2019

Captain Caps Lock

Refers to any one who types in all capital letters

HELLO MY NAME Is CAPTAIN CAPS LOCK

by Zaphod Bebblebrox May 17, 2004

chapsticc

chapsticc is the combination of thicc and chapstick, usually meaning a thicc kind of chapstick.

girl #1: omg i just got some new chapstick!
girl #2: it’s so thick though.
girl #1: omg you’re right, what should we call it?
girl #2: how about chapsticc?
girl #1: yes! that’s amazing.

by gucciganggang November 29, 2018

Mayonnaise Caps

Used to describe very large areolas on a woman's breast.

Dude, check out the mayonnaise caps on that stripper.

by dkblz August 10, 2007