Calamity

Ka•la•mi•ty ~ Unfelt love from both sides.

1: dude , i love her , but she doesn't love me.

2: i love him more than life , but he doesn't even like me.

3: You're both having the feeling of Calamity.

by jesus stylinson July 19, 2014

Calabasas

aka Catty Bitches
Town of the bulimic wannabe MILF Mom, anorexic skank daughter and don't even ask about bubbe.
Bad place filled with neurotic bitches that hate themselves and each other.
Known for conspicuous consumption, until credit gets scarce, then known for freeloading on "friends".
Bad place to be from, as you can't erase the memories.

Catty Bitches - even worse than the rest of the West Valley.
My dog ran away to Calabasas, and then ran back scared to death.
Running over a Catty Bitch is a Mitzah.
Danny, buy me a Range Rover because I am a Catty Bitch.

by Ozmandias December 29, 2008

calabrese

Thos who derive from Calabria, The southern most region of the Italian mainland. They are more like Sicilians then northern Italians. Both have the dark skin, dark hair and very similar dialects.

Are u italian, yea im Calabrese.

1: Tu sei siciliana
2: no no Sono calabrese

by Rizzuto killa April 8, 2005

Chalapi

Exactly as the word sounds, it is a bootlegged, beat up car that sounds like lawn mower when running.

I was hoping my parents would get me a good car for Christmas, instead they got me this chalapi.

by clutch_charles December 21, 2014

chalandae

Smart,Funny Pretty,Ratchet big booty hoe

Damn did you see chalandae her ass Fat

by J fona July 17, 2017

chalanfet

When you get this very very bad feeling in your stomach and feel like you’re going to have explosive diarrhea while sneezing.

“Oh dude, I’m chalanfet right now.”

by DeluxeEdition June 14, 2021

natalia.chalamet

A really cool and awesome Tik toker

Did you hear about natalia.chalamet?
Yes! She saved my grandma from a burning house and payed for my college tuition

by okyeahok September 25, 2021