Caulder

A Person who is known as a smooth operator, The guy who can talk his way out of anything, He is known as a Loquacious Mother Fucker

Person 1: Hey man, you know that guy that got caught drinking last night? he got off with a warning

Person 2: how?

Person 1: he told him he had a Flu Shot and that made him sick

Person 2: dude, total Caulder

by 1LMF October 25, 2009

Caldo

a mexican soup of carrots and mexican things.

"hey are you a mexican?"
"can you make me caldo?"

by lameyyyyy April 4, 2009

Caulk Gun

When you are banging your woman from behind, pull out and cum on her ass like you are shooting a bead of caulk down the crack of her ass then lick your index finger and run it down her ass to smooth it out.

I gave my wife the caulk gun for her birthday.

by Starlta January 11, 2009

Caulk the toilet

The act of ejaculating in a woman (or man's) ass.

I'm taking that bitch home tonight, I think I need to Caulk the toilet!

by LaineyB October 19, 2009

The Cauliflower's Cumin from Inside the House Burger

A Bob's Burgers Halloween burger that comes with cauliflower and cumin

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's The Cauliflower's Cumin from Inside the House Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Pagan Calder

She's absolutely gorgeous! She's got such incredible eyes, placed upon the cutest face, on top of a body that's to die for! She's sweet and innocent, She's wise and witty, She's creative and stylish! She is almost perfect!
She's the girl we all want, but maybe she's too cool for all of us...

And she also likes drugs...

Pagan Calder is a Goddess!

by Saint Cig May 31, 2017

Holden my Caulfield

Standing around idly; waiting, killing time; often implies being left on one's own in an uncomfortable or awkward situation

(Wordplay on the name of the protagonist in Catcher in the Rye)

She took her sweet-ass time in the bathroom and left me standing there holden my caulfield.

by Rockettsalad July 7, 2010