Catholic High School

Just like a public school but you got to wear disgusting uniform and have to wait for your teacher to finish up her post on facebook, the wannabe gangster that are crazier then real life gangster and posting dick pics on snap. The girls got thick bodies that no one can’t stop looking and the ugly ones act like blood thirsty hoes looking to date any nigga

Catholic High School white boys are pussy and all they do is talk shit threw there phones and try to steal there parents rum chata and drink it on snap.

Catholic High School by Orange Bobbie January 9, 2019

Catholic Uniform Patrol Syndrome 

Catholic school teachers who abuse their power over Catholic school uniform/ free dress codes and behavior policies which were probably created in the Middle Ages. The teachers are usually middle-aged and hypocrites because they break the rules themselves. They hate uniqueness and want you to be like clones of each other. They hate emos, thrashers, punks, scene, ravers, or anybody awesome. They love posers, goody-two-shoes, and snitches. They are prepared for people who come with painted nails, makeup, or "inappropriate" clothes. Their goal is to brainwash awesome people to turn into posers, goody-two-shoes, and snitches.

(At a Catholic School, on the playground)
Teacher:(has dyed hair) Dying your hair is a sin! Detention!!!!
Girl:(WTF?)
Teacher: And no makeup!!!
Girl:But...
Teacher:No talking back to me! Detention!!!(Boy passes by, has pierced ears)BOYS CANNOT WEAR EARRINGS!!!!!!! DETENTION!!
Girl:What's her deal?
Boy: She has Catholic Uniform Patrol Syndrome.

Catholic Uniform Patrol Syndrome by MariskaBarrios December 26, 2010

Catholic church 

What liberals blame for world hunger and all other problems.
They call it racist even though every latino is catholic

Liberal: Dam it the catholic church made my car break down

Catholic church by Vh levanta December 22, 2009

Catholic School 

A school with uniforms, and no nuns or priests wandering around the hallways. They have religion class, which is a waste of time becasue half the people that attend catholic high schools don't give a shit about God. Catholic schools are much like normal schools, but, they have better weed and more drunk people at the school dances. People that attend catholic school aren't always catholic.. it doesn't matter, people that work at the school hardly ever believe in God. Religion teachers don't care if you believe in Jesus or not... they just want their paychecks. Catholic Schools are full or stoners, losers, emos, preps, jocks and bitches. So what's the difference between Catholic Schools and Public schools? Catholic schools have SAINT in front of there name, and have God on there side. Public school have satan... according to God.

biblebitch= "I go to a catholic school, excuse me as I whore my way around the entire football team and snort coke!"

publicebitch" i go to a public school, excuse me as i sleep with the entire football team and smoke weed."

Catholic School by stargirll3 October 12, 2009

Catholic candy drop 

The Act of a Catholic Priest Using Candy, Usually a Jolly Rancher, To Satisfy himself with a young boy. Usally this boy is between 5-12.

"Man After that catholic Candy Drop i Will Not cleanse my sins The Cardinals way"

Catholic candy drop by Abhorsenn January 29, 2008

Catholic-Democrat

Something that doesn't exist because one can not be catholic while also voting for a democratic candidate. If this unholy act happens Jesus Christ cries.

What you voted for Hillary?? But your Catholic?? So does that make you a Catholic-Democrat.

Catholic-Democrat by Correctness-Crusader October 12, 2017

Catholic Priest 

People who can celebrate the Catholic Mass and administer the sacraments. They have also gotten a bad rep because some Priests who have made very bad decisions, and we need to remember they aren’t perfect and they are human too.

Catholic priests are really cool once you get to know them.

Catholic Priest by #TheTruthBeTold July 21, 2020