bearded canadian

A sex act in which a man dips his tool into a jar of Canadian maple syrup and smears it upon a person's face in a beard-like manner.

That bearded canadian that Dave gave me last night was really traumatizing.

by JPC254 August 14, 2006

canaan

someone you can always count on and who makes you smile hen you don't want to. He's athletic and caring he is a great boyfriend too. He's a guy every girl wants. he has a breathtaking smile and pretty eyes. He will give you a hug when needed. you can come to him with anything with out feeling judged. they are loyal to everyone. canaans are very houmorous.

that a true canaan

by skippy jean May 27, 2017

Canadian Grappling Hook

During the act of kicking someone in the balls you get you foot lodged behind their sack and pull towards you, acting as a sort of grappling hook.

When Jordan was pissing Steve off, Steve Canadian Grappling Hooked Jordan which immediatly caused him to shut up

by StevK442 March 29, 2010

Canadadian

A person who is half-Canadian, half-Trinidadian. Also known as Trinadian.

Since my mother is from Trinidad and Tobago, and my father is from Canada, I am Canadadian.

by canadadian March 19, 2011

Canadian Interception

When one is already pooping on the toilet and a second party poops between their legs.

Joe had to poop but Megan was already pooping. With it being the only toilet, Joe went for the Canadian Interception to avoid a lengthy clean-up.

by Piatt & Co. July 5, 2012

canadian abcs

The Canadian ABCs are the alphabetical sequence of letters used in the Canadian language. While this is very similar to the English ABCs, there are included a variety of letters exclusive to the language.

This alphabet goes something like this:
A, B, C, D, E, F, Guy, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, Buddy, Q, R, S, T, U, Friend, W, X, Eh, and Pppphhhlbt. It can be noted 'Pppphhhlbt' is pronounced in several variants, such as Phlphlbbbt or Slcluhhhchlbpt.

Shortly after learning the Canadian ABCs we could start practicing fluent Canadian.

by Niger Tits November 19, 2015

Canadian Canoe

A sexual position where three female sit upon a male at positions, one will rest on the man's face, making sure to insert his nose into the vagina. The second female will be seated upon the males erect penis, as one would with a bicycle with no seating. The third and final female will be seated upon the man's feet, making sure that the two big toes are inserted into each cavity of the female. Although this may sound identical to the "American Canoe," the difference is that all lubrication must be substituted with 100% Canadian Maple Syrup. This is to ensure that the women cannot slip off of the man accidentally.

Guy 1: Hey do you see those three hot girls?
Guy 2: Yeah they're cute
Guy 1: Last night we did the "Canadian Canoe" and it was grrrrrreat!

by Kevtap Sankhon June 8, 2017