california 

least manly state ever. consists of rich boy bitches and slutty fat chicks who think their hot cause their parents have a large bank account. even less manly than hawai'i and utah. no one would ever want to visit there for fear of catching gay.

guy1: dude lets go hit up cali this weekend and score us some hot california bitches.
guy2: fuck that shit, I don't want chlamydia. Some fagget asian will try to bend me over.

california by speedy07 November 26, 2006

california 

the best state in the enitre united states, perfect weather, where the sun shines 24/7, fine ass girls,one of the most expensive states to live in, but like any Californian will say is worth it! Also the smartest state in the nation..we could totally become our own country if we wanted to be we don't wanna make all the other states look that bad. Produces some of the best rappers in the nation, 2-pac, e-40, mac dre, snoop dogg, etc etc, is very diverse, you have your suburbs, and the ghetto, and ur upper snotty class that always bitches, all the famous people chill in Cali, best state to live in if u want to improve in basketball, cuz all we do here is play ball, got tha crips who will totall kick the bloods asses,also has its own and unique style of rap which you wish you could do but u stupid beezies not from california cant go hyphy so :P california aka califoolya is definitely the state you wanna live in

California is the state 2pac moved to.
Hollywood is in California! What does New York have then?
We party hard down here in California, dont stop till tha break of dawn!

california by Californiawestsider December 14, 2008

california 

the besest state in the enitre fucking united states all you haters out there just jealous. we have the terminator as our governor too. everybody says that california is a pussy state which is complete bullshit cuz california has ghettos all over the place such as south central, oakland, richmond, and hella crips live in california, california is not the safest place to live cuz many people do get shot and ppl just bitch cuz they wish they had as many og's as we do. we got our own style of rap..the best type of rap there is i might say actually, its hyphy for all you dumbasses we got the the thizzle dance and we just go stewie in califoolya (nickname) grows the most food of any state, the state 2pac moved to and then wrote a song about how sick it is, most people cant keep up with us cuz we r too advanced for u and could become our own country if we wanted to and kick ur sorry little asses but we pity you, the best basketball players come out from california while the best football players come out of texas, some parts are pretty expensive yea, the gas is the most expensive shit in the world, but still an awesome state, probably THE most diverse state as well.

A crip from California shot a blood that came to California tryin' to do tha crip walk

A fine ass beezy just moved here from California

california by reppindabayouttacali December 15, 2008

California 

The state with the <i>second</i> longest beach in the continental United States, following Washington State (that's north for those of you educated by the California educational system).

Long Beach is almost as long as Long Beach.

California by Othello June 10, 2004

California 

A state that lies on the West Coast which everyone seems to hate even though it's still a state. We no longer have an actor as our governer so stop fucking critizing us about it. It holds Hollywood, Los Angelos, San Francisco, San Diego, and all those cities. And anyone ON the freaking INTERNET and on this site shouldn't fucking say anything about California BECAUSE this is where: Google, Apple, HP, and Yahoo were founded. We're not all surfers, actors, rich people and all that crap. We're actually people like everyone else in the USA and the world. We have advantages for living here just like everyone else, and we have disadvantages. Just get fucking over it, we're a State, and it's not like we're going to bomb anyone anytime soon.

Person 1: I hate California, they fucking suck ass.

Person 2: Narrow-minded idiot, be glad it's a state, google wouldn't exist if it wasn't.

Girl: California rocks!

Guy: Yeah right.

Girl: Don't be a fucking hater, it's not like we're bombing you. Be happy that some guys set up Apple in CALIFORNIA or you wouldn't have a fucking iPod.

California by Just stop bashing California March 16, 2011

California 

The most overrated state ever. All that's nice is the weather. There are gay people everywhere, crime, ghetto people, earthquakes, no seasons, pollution, too crowded, and too expensive.

Dumb Californian: Hey, it's summer!
Smart Californian: So what? It's 5 degrees warmer.

Typical Californian: Fuck off! Go away!

California by gman8 March 15, 2007

California 

1. Most popular state in the USA.
2. Ridiculed and stereotyped by pathetic states who pass themselves off as a great state...yeah right!!
3. Some of the most beautiful scenery and diverse place with great people.
4. Basically makes every other states look like utter shit.
5. Some of the best attractions in the world.
6. Place not ruled by homosexuals, that's only in one part of San Francisco.

Man 1: Hey have you ever been to California?
Man 2: Yeah I have!! It's a great place to live in, you should visit there sometimes.

California by Tommyyee June 20, 2008