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Squishing the Buritto

Q:Why was Lauren being so quiet in the backseat?
A:Oh she was back there squishing the buritto
by JC24 February 16, 2009
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burnt omelet

The phrase referring to a sexual maneuver in which a male, upon reaching climax, ejaculates into a female's ear. The male then folds the female's ear over itself (as to simulate the shape of an omelet) and proceeds to beat the ear with his erect penis. The beating continues until the ear turns black and blue, or becomes "burned".
"Dude you should have seen the burnt omelet I gave this chick last night, it looked like the chef quit in the middle of breakfast."
by The Omelet King February 6, 2008
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Burnt Cookie

Someone, especially a female, who acts tough, hardcore or is a bitch to hide their emotional insecuries or weaknesses. Tough on the outside, soft on the inside
She always acts tough and rips into everyone else, but it doesn't take much to make her burst into tears. What a burnt cookie.
by micklemack August 4, 2011
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burnt areola mammae

What you get when you fall asleep topless in the sun.
Tiffany, upon wakening, realized that she had a really bad case of burnt areola mammae.
by Deborah Liberatore October 9, 2007
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burnt cheerio

an asshole. given it's name from the dark ring around your asshole. duh!
dude, that girl spread her cheeks and i totally peeped that bitch's burnt cheerio last night!
by the great american white ape January 15, 2009
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Burf Slap

A burf slap is a rule in beer pong where a team gets one chance per game to backhand the opposing team's ball as it reaches a cup, without any penalties. If a second burf slap is used, that team loses. Burf slaps make beer pong more interesting and can be a great tactical move for those strategic players.
Player: "If I make this shot we win"
Opponent: "You're forgetting I have my burf slap still"
by Sam Isaac May 10, 2014
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burnt eggs

by MrCaptn September 6, 2016
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