when you meet somebody thats really,really,really dumb.so dumb that a legless blindman could beat them in a downhill bike race . so dumb that when you ask them to say the alphabet they'll count the number of letters(t,h,e..) in "the alphabet" then crap in their hand ,put it on their shoe,eat that shoe,then jump off a cliff,regain consiousness and say "the poo poo in my buthole feels cold in the winter".thats how dumb a bubblegum joe is .
if you dont uunderstand what a bubblegum joe is even after reading the definition then you are a bubblegum joe.
by est-sl0w April 27, 2005
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Music targeted for middle school girls and fag guys. Includes the artists Donny Ossman, Foundations, ABBA, Britney Spears, Hilary Duff, Backstreet Boys, 98 Degrees, *NSYNC, A-Teens, No Secrets, and Hawthorne Heights. Yes, Hawthorne Heights is as gay as the Backstreet Boys. They know how to play guitars, but they can't sing like shit... like Hilary Duff! Even the Pussycat Dolls could be bubblegum too, and I say Baby Bash is kinda gooey too!
12 year old blonde: Hilary Duff is so like cool!
Senior: Ick! Thatz bubblegum pop I'd rather listen to some good stuff such as AC/DC and Black Sabbath.
Senior: Ick! Thatz bubblegum pop I'd rather listen to some good stuff such as AC/DC and Black Sabbath.
by Kyle hanson June 11, 2006
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A Bubblegum Teen is a run-of-the-mill teenager. These people tend to be self-conscious about everything and very superficial. They happen to be addicted to being popular and pop culture. Usually, their conversations will consist of sex, beauty, whining, and boyfriends/girlfriends, and use internet slang in everyday life. They usually follow every trend and try to fit in. They scorn uniqueness, but encourage groupthink and conformity.
On the other hand, a Duct Tape Teen doesn't give a @#%& about labels and does what they want. Duct Tape Teens understand the concepts of originality and individuality and embrace them. Like rolls of duct tape, they are all different. They come from all walks of life, from different backgrounds, and in all shapes and sizes. Each has his or her own thoughts and beliefs, none dictated by others.
A Bubblegum Teen is a run-of-the-mill teenager. These people tend to be self-conscious about everything and very superficial. They happen to be addicted to being popular and pop culture. Usually, their conversations will consist of sex, beauty, whining, and boyfriends/girlfriends, and use internet slang in everyday life. They usually follow every trend and try to fit in. They scorn uniqueness, but encourage groupthink and conformity.
On the other hand, a Duct Tape Teen doesn't give a @#%& about labels and does what they want. Duct Tape Teens understand the concepts of originality and individuality and embrace them. Like rolls of duct tape, they are all different. They come from all walks of life, from different backgrounds, and in all shapes and sizes. Each has his or her own thoughts and beliefs, none dictated by others.
The main difference between a Duct Tape Teen and Bubblegum Teen:
An example of a Bubblegum Teen's conversation -
Teen 1: OMG, I can't believe Dylan dumped me for that fat bitch, Lynne! She is soo fugly, and I'm so 1337 with my makeup. I'm so pretty!!! LOLOLOL!!!
Teen 2: IKR? Lynne is soo n00bish! I'm so prettier than her with my Hollister and Abercrombie and Fitch!
An example of a Duct Tape Teen's conversation* -
Teen 1: Hey, wanna go meet after school?
Teen 2: Sure, we can go skating, and hit the books, too. By the way, I like that skirt you made.
Teen 1: Thanks! I made it myself. See you there!
(* note that all Duct Tape Teens' conversations may not be like this, as they are all different.)
An example of a Bubblegum Teen's conversation -
Teen 1: OMG, I can't believe Dylan dumped me for that fat bitch, Lynne! She is soo fugly, and I'm so 1337 with my makeup. I'm so pretty!!! LOLOLOL!!!
Teen 2: IKR? Lynne is soo n00bish! I'm so prettier than her with my Hollister and Abercrombie and Fitch!
An example of a Duct Tape Teen's conversation* -
Teen 1: Hey, wanna go meet after school?
Teen 2: Sure, we can go skating, and hit the books, too. By the way, I like that skirt you made.
Teen 1: Thanks! I made it myself. See you there!
(* note that all Duct Tape Teens' conversations may not be like this, as they are all different.)
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2. (N.) Nickname for a girl who is fun,cute and silly.But she can be quite ditzy.
3. (V.)the act in which you are tricked into believing that what someone is saying is a compliment,when its not!
2. (N.) Nickname for a girl who is fun,cute and silly.But she can be quite ditzy.
3. (V.)the act in which you are tricked into believing that what someone is saying is a compliment,when its not!
1. "Sweetheart, come outside and look at all of the bubbleglitter on the surface of the pool"
2. "I heard the funniest joke today! Let's go tell bubbleglitter and see if she gets it!"
3. As two girls left the bar after a long night of partying,the one girl turned to her friend and said "did you hear that creep..he was trying to bubbleglitter me all night long"
2. "I heard the funniest joke today! Let's go tell bubbleglitter and see if she gets it!"
3. As two girls left the bar after a long night of partying,the one girl turned to her friend and said "did you hear that creep..he was trying to bubbleglitter me all night long"
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