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fire breathing cunt dragon

Generally describes a person of small stature who instead of producing words tends to rain fiery slander all over those who surround them and try to destroy any remaining drop of happiness that might exist in their lives.

They also have been known to occasionally devour princesses and steal their coffee mugs which they then defend obsessively.

FBCD= Fire breathing cunt dragon
Girl 1: I think I'm going to have some coffee (reaching for princess mug).

FBCD: Uh uh gurl thats mah princess mug you savage biatch.

Girl 1: I just want some coffee....

FBCD: Uh uh you sketch-ass space bitch thats mah mug (emitting fire out of mouth).

Girl 1: You are such a fire breathing cunt dragon!

FBCD: (Breaths fire while snatching princess mug and simultaneously smacking girl in the face)
by I.AM.GREAT February 20, 2011
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Braingasm

The sudden, and often timely, understanding of a subject, usually in school. Most commonly paired with a loud exclamation of "OHHHHHHHHHHH! I GET IT NOW!" or something very similar. Usually done by the less studious members of the class, who understand it right before a test or quiz.
Teacher: So if you want to make x=2, you can. Just plug in 0 for y.
Student 1: OHHH! OH! OH! I GET IT NOW! So you just have to ...?
Teacher: Yes, Michelle, that's it. I've explained it for 3 weeks now."
Student 1: SWEET! I WILL SO ACE THIS QUIZ!
Student 2: Someone just had a braingasm...
by CCCCCCCuda October 11, 2011
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Heavy Dad Breathing

When someone is breathing as hard and heavy as a dad who has just found out that his daughter has a boyfriend and he's coming over.
by ReallyBigFaggot May 7, 2020
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brahing it up

1 prepositional phrase. {Brah it up} in generally requires two or more people of the same sex doing something outside of the normal activites of the day. For one to be brahing it up one must be doing something to bring pleasure and enjoyment(in a non-homosexual way)

2 (more or less Adj). Brahing it up is to be having a party with people of the same gender (usualy males) in which friends get together and do things they enjoy. During the brahing it it is common place to call people of the opposite sex (hoes) to come brah it up as well.
Def. 1 Me and a couple dudes are going to brah it up, wanna come?

Def. 2 Me and the brahs are going to be brahing it up saturday, the more brahs brahing it up the better. we got some brahettes coming to so see u there?
by Clayton (brah) Allen March 16, 2005
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bathing suit

Although believed to be an outfit for swimming, it isn't
Technically, it is a SUIT for bathing
But do you know anyone who bathes in suit?
That's what i thought.
The term "bathing suit" is politically incorrect
While we're on the subject, so is your face
"Okay, BATHING SUITS!"
"I don't know about you, but I personally bathe in the nude so I don't know what you're asking us to do"
"No,like a bathing suit"
"Who wears a suit when they take a shower?"
"No, like to go to the beach"
"You want me to bathe at the beach?!?!"
"In front of everyone?"
"Okay, everyone in the back, and line up"
"That's just a little bit nasty"
by Kadie-Lee May 30, 2008
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Mouth Breathing Dummy

People who breath through their mouths like retards, or think the comedy of Dane Cook is hilarious.
Nickleback fans

People who enjoy the humor of Dane Cook.

90% of Vancouver Canucks fans.

Payton Manning.

Mouth Breathing Dummy.
by Whorebeater November 2, 2011
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Stop breathing

A phrase commonly used in heavly moderated chat rooms to say "kill yourself". Stop breathing is thought of as a nicer way to tell people to leave someone to remove themseleves from existence, less likely resulting in a ban from moderators due to it's vague nature.
Girl 1: Did you hear, Karen is still going around school talking of how you sleep with any thing that has legs? She's posting it all over FB.

Girl 2: SMH, Karen needs to stop breathing asap.
by 2stepsAhead June 1, 2018
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