braided carpet

When you and your partner both have not shaved in a long time and you have sex and your pubs get braided together.

"Yo I'm about to go to my girls house and I forgot to shave I hope we don't get ,braided carpets"

by White_chocolate69 November 20, 2017

joshua braid

A smelly unique looking individual usually works in finance.
Tends to be decent at games and nothing else.
Sussy bakka

Matthew:Joshua braid tried licking my bum today.

by Samsung smart fridge November 22, 2021

american braid

describing a girls hair (or long hair in general) after they ride on a motorcycle or in a convertible.

The knotting that is done by the wind to hair.

Dave gave me a ride on the back of his harley. It would have been a lot more sexy if I didn't have an American Braid when we finally got to his place.

by Rachelclugston November 16, 2016

french fry braid

When a girl's braid is so dry, crispy, and thin it resembles a French fry.

Katie: Look at her braid! it's so ugly!
Emily: Yeah, that shit is a French fry braid!

by emzies_ October 23, 2015

Mitty Braids

Mitchel Cave style braids.

person 1:“Hey do you like my new hairstyle?”
person 2:“Yeah bro, Mitty Braids totally suit you!!”
person 1:“Mitty Braids? What the fuck are those?”
person 2 “They’re the braids Mitchel Cave has, idiot!”

by mitchelcavesgf November 29, 2021

Braid

You’re uptight or acting like you have a stick up your ass

Why are you being such a braid?

by Debrajoan May 15, 2020

Braid Dyslexic

When you know how to braid but can't for about 5 minutes after trying to braid someone's hair.

Classmate: hey are you sure you know how to braid?
Me: yes, I do, I'm just being braid dyslexic

by LoserBoy2024 October 15, 2023