tree brained

The state you enter into after smoking large amounts of marijauana.

Dude, I'm tree brained.

by jturbo October 2, 2009

dolly brained

Remember the "dolly" sheep? yes, the cloned one. this phrase comes and inspired by that sheep. The meaning is a person who has a mental disorder and low intelligency. Usually used for a nasty person

that rascal is dolly brained!!!

by C-Flo February 5, 2004

Braiden

A super hot guy that has an ugly girlfriend

Braiden is so hot how did he end up with her

by Ugly fake bitch January 29, 2017

Braiden

a very dumb kid with a weird hair cut

wow braiden is so weird

by hellopeople599 May 10, 2019

Braiden

An insult focusing on someone that is moody and keeps on faking everything. It's also used to notify someone that they are ruining good songs by never shutting up about them.

Person 1: Why is he so moody today?
Person 2: Because he's being a Braiden.

Example II:

Person 1: Oh god, he managed to ruin the new album.
Person 2: How did he do that?
Person 1: He kept on going on and on and on about it. Eventually I just felt a tremendous hatred for the music.
Person 2: That's because he's being a Braiden.

by Stewie with the bowl August 30, 2011

Red Eyed & Branded

When a female responds to sexual invitation by pretending to begin perform a blow job, while in actuality moving a knee into position slam into the males genitals. After testicular incapacitation the woman maces the man's face. Optionally followed by "branding" in the form of minor genital mutilation to symbolize promiscuity.

Don't worry! No one else will want that manwhore. He's been Red Eyed & Branded.

by Qoylurani October 31, 2010

ass hair braider

-Insult- One who likes to braid their own ass hair or braids anothers ass hair.

Yo motherfucker your an ass hair braider

by Serial March 11, 2004