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bottle squat 

A bottle squat is when a female squats down over a beer bottle and takes as much of the neck of the bottle into her vagina as she wants, and attempts to pick it up using only her vaginal muscles.
In order to get into the sorority, Kerri had to perform the dreaded bottle squat in the middle of the party.
bottle squat by Almohada July 1, 2008

Bottle of jojo

When a person cums in a water bottle and he gets somebody else to drink it.
Mike:Do you want a bottle of jojo? Abby: sure

bottle shopper 

A girl who goes to the store to shop for the perfect size bottle to masterbate with.
My girlfriend is a bottle shopper. She spent 30 minutes in the shampoo aisle looking for a bottle 3 inches wide and 10 inches long to fuck.
bottle shopper by -HEF- September 3, 2009

Bottle Bitch 

A term used to reference the actions of others in vain.
*dude crinkling his bottle at a bowling tournament before the bowler rolls the ball*

Bowler (who got a strike anyways): "Take that you bottle bitch!

note: this phrase may also be used when getting back at the guy who cut you off in traffic or anytime you completely own someone.
Bottle Bitch by c5izzlinhot June 30, 2011

Bottle cap Bob 

A gross Uncle who puts bottles in his ass and hits them with a hammer until they break. Resulting in numerous ass surgery's
Bottle cap Bob is in the hospital once again for his ass play fetish with bottles.

I wonder if he can open a Corona
Bottle cap Bob by missispokes April 28, 2009

bottle drive cocktail 

The leftovers from bottles and cans mixed in the bag in which bottles are collected in bottle drives. 99% alcohol backwash
Ew look at all that bottle drive cocktail! Yuck!
bottle drive cocktail by doof102 September 6, 2014