An amendment to the classic doorknob game, when someone rips one more deadly than Hiroshima, but they say “safety” before anyone can say “doorknob” someone else can yell out “Bork-Knob” and they get to beat the shit out of the farter until he/she spells out “Bork-Knob”
Scenario:
Bob: Rips a fat one
Bob: “Saftey”
Phill: “Bork-Knob”
*Phill beats the shit out of Bob while Bob struggles to remember how to spell Bork-Knob*
Bob: B-O-R-K-HYPHEN-K-N-O-B
*Bob is finally safe and phill stops beating the fuck out of bob*
Bob: Rips a fat one
Bob: “Saftey”
Phill: “Bork-Knob”
*Phill beats the shit out of Bob while Bob struggles to remember how to spell Bork-Knob*
Bob: B-O-R-K-HYPHEN-K-N-O-B
*Bob is finally safe and phill stops beating the fuck out of bob*
by Peensucker August 11, 2023
"Jenna is so lucky she got borked"
"I bet Borker could bork all night long"
"Once I am borked, my life will be complete"
"I bet Borker could bork all night long"
"Once I am borked, my life will be complete"
by Sister#9 September 22, 2008
"I watched Nathan dry bork Zack last night, and the look in his eyes said, 'This hurts me more than it hurts you.'"
by MoreChris4You March 03, 2012
To be broken, really badly, like moi (Jess)
Originates from "I'm really borked bekka, er I mean broked, wait I like it let's keep it"
Originates from "I'm really borked bekka, er I mean broked, wait I like it let's keep it"
1. "I hurt" "That's a'cause you're borken"
2. I'm too borked for my own good.
3, His pensi was borken!!
2. I'm too borked for my own good.
3, His pensi was borken!!
by Dr Pepper Emo Child March 14, 2005
That hater tried to run up on me with his nine, so I pulled out by bork and busted a few caps upside his punk ass head.
I borked my refrigerator after it looked at me funny.
I borked my refrigerator after it looked at me funny.
by Du Rag April 29, 2005
A condition in which you are unable to live-up to the expectations of an incensed customer through no fault of your own, but rather ineffective tools.
by Paul Schweaddy February 12, 2010
The most godlike word of all existence, it can overpower shaggy and big chugus in one phrase, you will overpower the uno reverse card and immediately make anyone cum at command, just simply say big nibba Bork be drenched you thot!
by RyZe tHiCc bOy May 16, 2019