A booster is an individual you look at and wonder how they get through every single day. A person riding a bicycle through life in the wrong direction. Even going in the wrong direction, they constantly hit the curb, landing on the bike frame, over time their ball nuts are transformed into a mangina.
A true booster constantly has something to say and wants to help with everything and anything that involves the opposite of their actual responsibilities and will wear themselves out trying to boost out of those responsibilities. A booster is a lifetime member of the “get a long gang”. The “get a long gang” roams through life on a single red caboose bringing eye rolls and temple rubs to all they encounter.
Manager: hey Johnny why isn’t Chauncey back from his lunch.
Johnny: sir, that booster left a note that he he has to go home and brush his teeth because his wrists hurt.
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Coworker: Hey guys what happened to the slide show I made that we are suppose to present in 10 minutes?
Coworker 2: Ummm, that booster Messica thought she had to make a new one and shredded yours. She also left you a note that she had to go to an appointment for going blind, something about closing her eyes and it getting really dark. She gets better when she opens them.
A true booster constantly has something to say and wants to help with everything and anything that involves the opposite of their actual responsibilities and will wear themselves out trying to boost out of those responsibilities. A booster is a lifetime member of the “get a long gang”. The “get a long gang” roams through life on a single red caboose bringing eye rolls and temple rubs to all they encounter.
Manager: hey Johnny why isn’t Chauncey back from his lunch.
Johnny: sir, that booster left a note that he he has to go home and brush his teeth because his wrists hurt.
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Coworker: Hey guys what happened to the slide show I made that we are suppose to present in 10 minutes?
Coworker 2: Ummm, that booster Messica thought she had to make a new one and shredded yours. She also left you a note that she had to go to an appointment for going blind, something about closing her eyes and it getting really dark. She gets better when she opens them.
Manager: hey Johnny why isn’t Chauncey back from his lunch.
Johnny: sir, that booster left a note that he he has to go home and brush his teeth because his wrists hurt.
——-
Coworker: Hey guys what happened to the slide show I made that we are suppose to present in 10 minutes?
Coworker 2: Ummm, that booster Messica thought she had to make a new one and shredded yours. She also left you a note that she had to go to an appointment for going blind, something about closing her eyes and it getting really dark. She gets better when she opens them.
Johnny: sir, that booster left a note that he he has to go home and brush his teeth because his wrists hurt.
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Coworker: Hey guys what happened to the slide show I made that we are suppose to present in 10 minutes?
Coworker 2: Ummm, that booster Messica thought she had to make a new one and shredded yours. She also left you a note that she had to go to an appointment for going blind, something about closing her eyes and it getting really dark. She gets better when she opens them.
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Putting off the inevitable for as long as possible.
Procrastinating or looking for an excuse to delay making a decision or doing something necessary.
Based on the much questioned excuse used by the Western Australian premier to delay opening his state in 2022.
In that state it hit cult status quickly and became a sarcastic excuse given for apathy or to buy some time
Procrastinating or looking for an excuse to delay making a decision or doing something necessary.
Based on the much questioned excuse used by the Western Australian premier to delay opening his state in 2022.
In that state it hit cult status quickly and became a sarcastic excuse given for apathy or to buy some time
"Sam have you finished your homework?" "No Mum I'm waiting for my booster shot haha"
"have you guys set a date yet?" "no we still aren't sure" "WTF? Are you guys waiting for a booster shot!!?"
"John any chance of you doing the rubbish this year!?" "yeh sure, soon as I get my booster shot"
"Typical tradie didn't show up!, maybe he was getting his booster shot!"
"Those doona dwellers in the hermit kingdom aren't going anywhere! Haha, cause They're waiting for their booster shots!"
"have you guys set a date yet?" "no we still aren't sure" "WTF? Are you guys waiting for a booster shot!!?"
"John any chance of you doing the rubbish this year!?" "yeh sure, soon as I get my booster shot"
"Typical tradie didn't show up!, maybe he was getting his booster shot!"
"Those doona dwellers in the hermit kingdom aren't going anywhere! Haha, cause They're waiting for their booster shots!"
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Get the Bolsterous mug.someone who tries to make themselves seem way cooler than what they really are. yeah, you know that you know one. we all do. but if you don't, your probably a stat booster.
a stat boosters most common place of stat boosting occurs on facebook. ppl who post pictures of themselves that make themselves look more attractive, or that they lead a more interesting life than what they do.
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