Blorbus

pertaining to anything overweight, obese, fat, mayo, or any messy nature; Usually used to describe fat kids

"Stop being so blorbus Ricky and get the remote"

"Oh man, i just ate 3 Big Macs... I feel so Blorbus"

by Brian Kass January 28, 2009

blorking

When a dog barks in their sleep.

"My dog was blorking all night long because he was dreaming about the post man again."

by Chase in San Antonio February 3, 2014

bloris

A fat thing that has a hairy cavern and eats baconaters all day long. The most ugly thing on the planet. Usually dies their hair red to look like the wendys girl

Guy 1: Look at bloris!
Guy 2: Who?
Guy 1: That fat cow

by Penisland19331 May 8, 2011

blowy

making love to someones mouth with your hard cock

"man barbara gave me the best blowy the other night"

by HarryPlopperAndThedeathlyCock June 9, 2019

Blorts

Very similar to Jorts, only difference is the color of the material. Black jean shorts, otherwise known as blorts. Then, this leads to bleans, but that's something else all to itself.

I noticed a gentleman admiring some jorts, then he found some blorts that took his breath away.

by Johnny! April 28, 2008

blorpy

A word that can be randomly substituted for any other word in the english language.

Sometimes you act like such a blorpy.

Damn, that blorpy paintjob kicks ass.

You need to blorpy your driving, or else blorpy wont be able to blorpy by your blorpy.

by Nick February 13, 2005

Blorange

When a child or person is faced with the decision of having either orange or blackcurrant squash, and in an attempt to rebel against the world of squash they mix small quantities of both together, and hence call it blorange.

Person: Would you like orange or blackcurrant?
Child: I want Blorange!

by whatevertrevor June 1, 2011