kibbles and bits

The bits of shit that escape from an anus because the sphincter has become so distended - be it from anal sex or other activities - that it can no longer retain feces.

John gets fucked in the ass so much he leaves a trail of kibbles and bits wherever he goes

by Mr Fantabulous September 23, 2006

Blissfest

A "woodstock" type festival held in up north michigan every year. A great place for young adults and teens to go get drunk for a weekend and have sex in the woods. Music is played all weekend. Filled with 99 percent hippies and 1 percent random people. A great spiritual festival where everyone goes just to have a hipped out weekend, filled with fun, art, and weed!!! So many people with dreadlocks, and so many tye-dye shirts.

Are you going to Blissfest?

Duh, it's the woodstock of Michigan!

by JERKER19 July 19, 2010

bliss-BOMB

A prank someone does to you that is secretly (or not) your biggest wish in life.

Dude : "Hey did you hear about those guys who helped that little kid with cancer?"

Chick: "No - what happened ?"

Dude: "These cops found out this dying kid wanted to be a policeman, so they went round to his family with a mini-uniform and an electric toy motorbike"

Chick: " No way?"

Dude: "Yeah, they dropped a bliss-BOMB on that family !"

by FollowYourBlissTV January 16, 2014

Piss Bliss

The spine-tingling pleasure that one feels while relieving themselves after holding it for an extended period of time.

1. Those moments I spent alone in that truck stop restroom were simply piss bliss.
2. He was to drunk with piss bliss to notice he was trickling on his shoe.

by CYNICATALYST September 9, 2011

Bogan bits

when a female bogan pulls her hair back into a high ponytail or a huge matted bun and only leaves out two strands in the front as a form of bangs (fringe).
usually as long as the rest of her hair, she's just too scared to cut it...or thinks it looks really cool? *vomits*

"holy frick, did you see that girl's bogan bits? they were like, down to her knees. no wonder her bun is so huge."

by katie_08 November 16, 2007

love to bits

To love every bit of a person. So if they were to be impregnated with a handgrenade and exploded into tiny bits, you would want to keep any bit that was left, cos you love them to bits.

My beau, it is him i love to bits (and more :))

by bec blu eyez September 6, 2006

baitster

Derived from the slang 'bait', a person of questionable judgement; a liability and embarrasment to others around him.
Thus, 'Baitster' refers to an individual who has consistently exhibited 'baitness', ergo, 'baitster'.

Tim 'big dog' Westwood.

by Mr. Richards May 14, 2004