bustered a Gasket

Means to have an orgasm while you're having a shit

Oh! I Bustered a Gasket on Toby!

by Unfolding folds June 1, 2016

Blinkered vision paradox

Someone who doesn't like unrealistic games and films unless they do.

He won't watch Godzilla because it lacks realism, but one of his favourite films is doctor strange. He's obviously got blinkered vision paradox

by Therealgeekatron June 15, 2019

Blisted

The state of being superbly high while still smoking

Bro I’m blisted and the blunt ain’t even gone yet😂

by R3@l1 April 28, 2019

Blistard

An idiot who goes outside during a violent fucking blizzard risking life and limb

"Uncle john is the biggest blistard, someone get him help"

by Glendales.favourite.elf December 29, 2020

blasterdam

A proclamation made usually a Dutch or Scandinavian person when they’re astounded by something. It is the equivalent of “I’ll be”.

Lars saw the Space X rocket land vertically
and said “blasterdam, that’s amazing!”

by Torbert March 28, 2021

Beating Blister

A sore spot found on one's penis as a result of masturbating excessively.

I spent all weekend masturbating and suddenly I had a beating blister.

by Corkles February 27, 2012

piss blister

Noun (n.)

1) The result of a rash which occurs at the opening of the penis upon a combination of excessive urination and traditional american peehole filing at grit ranges below 60 (particularly but not exclusively during the final days prior to the winter solstace in south eastern united states,) and most prominant during barometricly unstable seasons.

They (obama, constituants) call me a cunt. I say, I'm not a cunt just look at my leaking piss blisters. Now show us your big tits little lady.

by poopbird July 17, 2014