deposited one in the centerfield bleachers

ejaculating at the point of deepest penetration

At first, she was like, is that all you got???? ...until I deposited one in the centerfield bleachers.

by phaeidaeux October 28, 2012

shit breather

some one who is a complete fucking fag, and likes to smoke shit

Mike: Man Matt, you are a complete shit breather, why dont you go fuck yourself

by Mike September 5, 2004

Breather

An unusually large bowel movement; so large part of it extends beyond the surface of water in the toilet bowl. Feces in this situation is said to be "breathing" or a "breather" as it appears to be coming up for air.

"I ate a bowl of Kashi last night and just dropped a huge breather."

by AaronLPeterson January 23, 2009

Bleacher

The type of teacher who blindly doesn't see of what they did or what was given out, such example is not remembering the homework they gave out, or, a specific person they wanted to talk, or speak to. Making it seem like they had bleached their memory of something.

Dan: I'm so nervous right now, you cannot believe!
Ulrich: Why is that?
Dan: Mr. Barbesquous wanted to speak to me about my loss of homework over the week!
Ulrich: I wouldn't worry. Mr. B is such an effing bleacher. He forgot about the homework that was given out last Friday!
Dan: Good, now, lets go to the movies, I wanna see Deadpool!

by TheHiddenPerson July 23, 2016

half breather

In reference to people in Colorado breathing the thin air at the high altitude. Commonly used at the University of Idaho. Similar to Fog Breather (reference to British people)

That damn half breather plays quarter back for Air Force

by Kibbie April 4, 2009

breather

The act removing one's pants (or watching others remove pants) in a strip club, bar, Chase Park Plaza lobby, or other public setting. Technical term appropriately applied to Lt. Governors of Midwestern States.

Pete decided he needed to take a breather at Verlin's after his fundraising calls went poorly that day.

see KMOX nes August 26, 2011

by humphrey smith August 28, 2011

Anal bleacher

Mean's the same as "ass licker" or "brown noser".
if some one is sucking up to there boss to get promotion they would be considerd an "Anal Bleacher"

Hi boss let me do that for you!.............and that............and that..........and that!
coming for a fue beers and a curry after work boss?
-What an Anal Bleacher

by Chris penticost June 15, 2008