bleach your hair

V. the action of either 1. ejaculating into your own hair or 2. having a male friend ejaculating in your hair in order to achieve the "bleach blonde" hair color

Friend 1: Dude, I'm considering bleaching my hair
Friend 2: Bro, I bleach your hair for you-no homo though

by discountguccigang May 2, 2018

bleach-paint the ghetto project

To put the unemployed or underemployed residents of your ghetto project back to work or back to school.

Do not loot or riot in the city of Minneapolis, kids. Bleach-paint the ghetto project instead, before the government does it for you.

by Sexydimma August 28, 2021

Butt Bleacher

Someone (male or female) who uses a skin bleaching product on their bunghole area to make it more presentable to their partner.

I knew Mary Kate was a butt bleacher from the view I got whilst "doggy stylin" her.

by Retro Rat February 18, 2010

Drink bleach

Another way of telling someone to kill themselves if they’re annoying asf

“OMG LOOK AT THAT SLUGGGG EW IT SOOOOO GROSS OMG!?”
“SHUT UP BRENDA”
“NOOO OMG ITS SOOOOOO HUGE AND BIG EW”
(Everyone) “FFS BRENDA DRINK BLEACH”

by I am phat :D November 6, 2018

Spinal bleach

A more advanced type of trick, where you dig your fingernails so intensely into your partners back, you rip their flesh in half revealing their spinal cord. Because of the intense pain, you must pour gallons of bleach to block it out. Afterwards, you cum enough into their lacerated flesh and fill the entire gap, proceed to seal the rupture with super glue. Whenever you need to re-fill the gap, stick a tube up their lovely anus and continuously cum up their spinal cord.

Guy 1: “hey man, have you recently done your partners’ spinal bleach?”

Guy 2: “hall yeah, tearing the back in half gets me to climax in like .2 seconds, crazy good.”

by thicccneck December 11, 2018

bleachit

bleachit means to leave or fight wid sum 1

im gunna bleachit

by jamma2fon March 16, 2009

bleach blonde carrot people

those oh so irritating twerps that prance around the school in the middle of winter with large parts of their body stuffed prominently into bits of clothing. They sport hair bright enough to make Monroe blind and skin that would make even the most bronze Grecian cringe.

the preppy gaggle.

by jaykitsune February 28, 2004