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blaster repeating rifle

A weapon used in the great George Lucas Motion Pictures commonly known as Star Wars.

The weapon uses ion cartridges found in the outer mining planets in the ionic galaxies. Wookies first discovered the ions as a propellent to keep bugs off of their fur. Until the wookies learned the ion compound combusted when under high pressure. 50 wookies died from this sad but neccessary understanding of the ions now used in blaster rifles.

When word of this tragic incident reached the republic they quickily mass produced this for use in guns that would fire a concentrated beam of energy that would realign organic material effectively splitting apart the internal make up of the atoms. Or, in a shorter sense killing the person and hurting them very bad while doing so.
A person was shot by a blaster repeating rifle which exposed a gaping hole in his chest.
by jzimo August 10, 2005
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Blasterd

Being so drunk that you are a combination a of both blasted and plastered.
Zach and Evan got so blasterd that they were on the roof at 2am singing Mexican fiesta music, and neither of the speak Spanish.
by Swag daddyyolo April 9, 2013
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yamaha blaster

a cheap priced 2 stroke quad that contrary to popular belief, will decimate all when properly modified . .
2 stroke, decimate, yamaha , quad, yamaha blaster
by homes17 January 11, 2012
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kentucky beef blaster

When a male and a female are engaged in anal sex, and the female partner has explosive diarrhea. When the male partner ejaculates, it leaves a sticky mixture of semen and shit
Hey, Jay, last night I was having anal sex with your sister and it turned into a Kentucky beef blaster
by The Poon Catchers December 28, 2014
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Super Master Ass Blaster

One who is exceptionally skilled in all types of combat.
Whoa! Bruce Lee was the Super Master Ass Blaster of his time
by The SARS Volta August 6, 2005
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cheeseman blaster

a person who is willing to totally call out dicks when they are acting DICKISH....(eg. cheesy)
dickwad: hey sexy chick-

cheeseman blaster: im gonna go ahead and be a cheeseman blaster and stop you there....YOU DICK.
by cheeseman blaster January 10, 2010
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blastered

Completely wasted on liquor and good bud...
After we smoked that fat blunt of purp Ted drank all the Henny and was way blastered...
by Only The Chronic June 3, 2008
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