Blameful

When somebody places blame on you for their own idiotic mistakes

Eliza: I wish you had told me that you changed the date of your party. I took the whole weekend off work.

Kate: Well, did you receive an invitation? The party date has been rescheduled. Don’t be so blameful.

by Kagolina July 14, 2010

Baarmp

Baarmp is an extremely versatile expression coined by the famous fire shell-spitting Yoshi of Super Mario Land! Baarmp can be used in a variety of phrases and such. Typically, it is used as a verbal forewarning of projectiles en route to kill you. However it can also be used to describe basically any human emotion when there is no other expression available.

Brandon: (Totally unaware of the incoming projectile from across the desk while fully concentrating on his current project.)

Bob: (Eyes ablaze with fury) "BAARMP!" (Launches a ball of wax, pegging Brandon in the head.)

by Bloodrocuted100309 April 25, 2011

barmoire

An old-school entertainment armoire, intended to hold tube TVs and not big enough to hold a decent flat panel TV, converted into a bar, with mirrors, lights, and plenty of liquor.

Rather than throw out my armoire when I got a big new flat screen, I added lights, mirrors and liquor, and now we party out of the barmoire.

by roblove May 8, 2014

blamecasting

Always finding ways to blame someone or something else for your piss poor choices you make in life

John is the king of blamecasting, he thinks it's the cops fault he's in jail just because he was the one caught robbing the place

Sam keeps blamecasting those red light cameras for his being broke after having to pay all those fines showing him running through them when they are clearly red

by GrandpaTF May 27, 2018

Blame-Alogy

The religion of blaming your misfortune or misfortune in general on individuals named Al. All Al's are held in this religion in esteem of godhood and are not permitted to join as a member but are immediately elevated to god status and takes the blame for the misfortunes that happen.

My car just got a flat tire, I blame Al. I am now a member of the church of Blame-Alogy.

by wuzzi42 September 6, 2018

Barmichaeled

When someone rage quits and ends a game before all players are finished.

Joe and I were playing warzone when are buddy Adam, Barmichaeled us before we could finish.

by Louis88 February 7, 2022

blammy blam

What spaceship hammy pants makes happen to the world

“She makes the world go blammy blam, do doo dooooo”

by Hammmmms November 5, 2017