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Dick Blizzard

Dick blizzard refers to the phenomenon in which a recently single female joins a dating app (Tinder, Bumble, etc.) and soon finds herself bombarded with potential male companions to the point of exhaustion and/or confusion---not unlike trying to weather a blizzard of dicks.

The dick blizzard is perhaps a recent phenomenon generated by advent of mobile dating apps. Although the counter argument can be advanced that dating apps have simply exacerbated a longstanding post-break up reality. Further research is therefore needed.
I haven't seen much of Kait since she broke up with Mark. She good?

Kait's good. She got back on Tinder so she's in the midst of a wicked dick blizzard. Storm of the century level, man.
by Elwood Lane September 14, 2017
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Blunderbussin Shmogoggular

A person who has reached the pinnacle of whatever it is that can be, this person is beyond time space and existence as we know it. To be called this is confirmation that you are one of the most based individuals to ever exist.
"That bloke is a real Blunderbussin Shmogoggular"
by ^Tree July 9, 2022
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Popcorn Sex Blanket

A blanket used for nights or days of marathon sex and or bedroom olympics . When nourishment is need for excessive caloric burn, popcorn is consumed.
You should of seen how many times I made her pop last night, on that popcorn sex blanket.
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 6, 2019
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Blow-job-bib

A bib that someone wears when giving a BJ, so their clothes will not become soiled (a-la Ms. Lewinski).
Person 1: "Was That a Blow-Job-Bib on Empire Last Night?"
Person 2: "It sure looked like it."
by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky January 21, 2015
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Advertising Blue Chip

Korean Media has labeled Kim Taehyung as the “blue chip in the advertising industry” because of his insane selling power. Well known for his “ethereal visuals” and a variety of charms, Kim Taehyung (AKA BTS V) has become a favorite of brands due to his advertising genius. His ethereal visuals, natural modeling & acting ability and pleasant personality instantly sell out even the most expensive products.
Advertising Blue Chip Genius BTS V possesses a movie-like visual which sells out products instantly.
by kpop happening May 12, 2021
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Black

That was a really black bat. I couldn’t see last night it was pitch black
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The Blue Angels

US Navy & USMC flight demonstration squad, with 6 pilots flying McDonnell Douglas F/A-18 Hornets, with amazing, thrilling aeronautical maneuvers, some as close as mere inches from the other planes! Since their start in 1946, Over 260 Million spectators have seen them! They perform at over 70 shows a year in 34 locations with Over 11 Million people seeing this miracle! They also go to schools & hospitals with 50,000 viewers.
I was fortunate to see The Blue Angels & what a Wonderful show they gave! Their pilots are highly trained & Excellent with their skills. I highly recommend that Everyone see The Blue Angels if you ever get a chance~you'll Always remember this phenomenol show!
by Starchylde June 17, 2016
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