You Better Hope

Meaning exactly what it says, you better hope.

I originally heard it in Florida, Tampa bay area. Most people use the term improperly. Look @ Examples.

Improper:

Guy 1: You're so gay.
Guy 2: You better hope.

Proper:

Guy 1: I got the money I owe you.
Guy 2: You better hope.

Proper+Akward:

Guy 1: Good thing you like women, because us two guys hang out quite a lot.
Guy 2: You better hope I like women.

by UrbanNinjanary April 26, 2010

no better friend, no worse enemy

This person is a badass who sticks closer than a brother, as long as you don’t cross him.

I believe no better friend, no worse enemy is a motto for the US Marines.

by Scottyallen February 7, 2018

You better Ask somebody

-To be informed
- a reference

-To get another persons opinion on something

- to find out something that a lot already know

If you don’t think am good at driving my car in a race track you better ask somebody

by Breaking dancing on cardboard March 5, 2021

batters on deck

A girl who is so beautiful, smart, funny, and has such a good personality that she is not only taken but has guys pursuing her in the hopes that her boyfriend slips up. It's a once in a lifetime opportunity if you get to be with a girl like this, but it seems there is always someone ahead of you in the "batting order."

Guy 1 : "Wow, that girl is just amazing in every sense of the word! Do you know if she has a boyfriend?"
Guy 2: "Haha you've got to be kidding me, don't even waste your time, she's got batters on deck."

by handle this February 20, 2010

Better than nothing

Someone who's not Mr. or Mrs. Right, but is Mr. or Mrs. Right Now. Someone who will do in a pinch until a more suitable person comes along.

"Hey, what do you think of my new girlfriend?"

"Well, she's better than nothing..."

by marydelta November 17, 2011

Battenburg

A bizarre sexual practice found only in retirement homes. As nursing staff are generally unwilling to assist, participants must make imaginative use of the equipment in the disabled toilet.

TV researchers have dedicated a disproportionate amount of time to this activity, mysteriously without ever airing any of the results.

"Are you ready for a bit of Battenburg, Thora?"

"You're a filthy fucker Alan!"

"Yes I am, but that wasn't a 'no', was it..."

by Dr Filthperv October 4, 2012

Better Put A Blanket Around Those Chickens

A phrase you say when a friend, who constantly plays the victim, tells you for the millionth time
how miserable is his life, while refusing to see the bright aspects you keep mentioning.

"And then, when I asked my parents for extra money, they refused and instead of that asked me to take the garbage out. Ain´t that cruel?"

I understand you... Better Put A Blanket Around Those Chickens!

by rperazag May 19, 2010