Tether the blimp

When a dirty, overweight, sex starved woman hovers around you so much it leaves you with no other option than to fuck her brains out.

Dude, ‘Bama was all over Turtle at the party so he had to tether the blimp.

by Joe Zarthon September 13, 2006

Bolmph

To get completely REAMED in your ass.

Billy liked Ashley. Too bad for Billy, Ahsley thought Billy was a retard and ignored him. So one day Billy snathed her as after school a bomphed her hard
Ashley: *screaming* No no STOP PLease leave me alone stop!
Billy: Can you feel that bitch? Can you feel my cock in your tight pink lil asshole! *pulls out and blows his load all over her fave and then farts in her mouth*

by RoloDEX November 16, 2004

Blimpie's

Blimpie's is the only sandwich shop in the world awesome enough to have originated in Hoboken, NJ. A true Jerseyan can defend that there are differences between a Blimpie and a typical "sub" such as one purchased at Subway, such as the differences in bread used and the Blimpie's superior quality. You do NOT buy a sub at Blimpie's, you buy a BLIMPIE. On an interesting note, when they first opened on Washington St. back in the 60's they gave away goldfish. Unfortunately the little fishies usually would not stay alive for more than a few days. They don't do that anymore, too bad.

Blimpie's is the only nationwide sandwich chain I will eat at, because I love Hoboken and hate Boston.

by someone18 September 11, 2006

blimped

describing a place or situation that is messy,trashed, or crazy

"That kitchen was blimped from last night's party!"
"That was a blimped ass fight!"

by crazigirl July 3, 2007

Blimp

a person that cuffs their pants weird and is very fat and ugly

BRO, Did you see that fat blimp with her boyfriend giving a hand job?!

by dr.renee69 May 4, 2021

bolmph

Etymology: From Modern English boing or boom, first used by Nate G. circa 1998

1. (noun) The male sex organ, penis.

2. (verb) The act of intercourse; insertion of a penis into a vagina.

3. (Adj) A sound imagined to come from a penis as it becomes erect; or an actual sound made by a springy doorstop.

1. Only men have bolmphs.

2. Wow, look at that ass! I'd love to bolmph her.

3. I think just I heard someone bolmph.

by J.C. June 8, 2004

blimphead

a disease that causes a persons (who is so full of themselves) head to expand and makes them float several inches above the floor. may also apply to smart bastards who have an answer to everything.

tom: i hate her she's such a blimphead
me: yeah, look at her float
tom: why doesnt she STFU, she has an answer to everything!

by mc1 September 28, 2005