whisker bender

An extended drinking binge that lasts long enough for the male participant to grow noticeable facial stubble.

*The phrase was originally coined by Brian Henneman of the alt-country band “The Bottle Rockets”.

I went on a whisker bender that lasted for two days straight and I woke up in a puddle of my own vomit.

by Supernaut2 March 10, 2009

Banterlona

The smallest football club in Spain, Barcelona who gets trolled for being trash and gaining Europa League. Their fans continue to pretend like they are good, and they get trolled for it.

Did you watch the Banterlona game?
I don't watch shit football clubs

by Sutr December 10, 2021

wife-beater shirt

The term is slang for a sleeveless white T-shirt – the kind famously worn by Sylvester Stallone in Rocky and Marlon Brando in A Streetcar Named Desire. Its reputation comes from those wearing the shirts while engaged in domestic violence.

"Check out that due in the dingy wife-beater shirt."

by The Trash Man May 24, 2014

banter fc

A term used for a football club during their downfall/banter era or when they have an embarrassing result, It's mainly used as another name for Arsenal FC

John: Did you watch the Arsenal game?

Harry: Yup, lost 1-0 to a bunch of Belarus farmers in the Europa League.

John: what a joke, they are banter fc the gift that keeps giving.

by Deathcabforeli February 15, 2019

Crackershit Slong Beater

A man/woman that is an overprotective prick over his/her girlfriend/boyfriend.

Tony:Reggie stop being a crackershit slong beater.
Reggie:You touch her ass again and I'll beat the shit out of you!

by Theinsultist May 16, 2014

Bender

A term commonly used to describe a period of time (preferably more than 24 hours) spent escaping life's harsh realities (marriage, work etc) Consumption of alcohol and drugs is a must. Anything goes.

"Any idea why Tim isn't at his desk?"
"I think he's still on a bender from the weekend, why?"
"His wife is looking for him..."
"Deary me!"

by OB August 24, 2005

witty banter

conversing in a quick and intelligent manner. requirement for funny attractive man. even if they are ugly the witty banter will redeem their unfortunate looks.

"Jake had the best witty banter yesterday."

"I know, it made me wanna bone him."

Ex.

Gilmore Girls

by slgdartmouth February 6, 2010