GET OUT BEFORE THE SPIDERS HATCH

Its used as an alternative to the expression ' to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. ' for example it is relevant to leaving a situation that is liable to impending doom. Imagine a giant huntsman bursting open with thousands of spiders running around your house. Also relevant to teachers leaving their profession before having a nervous breakdown.

My mate stole from her employer and thought she got away with it but staff stopped speaking to her all of a sudden, so I said to her, don't you think its time to get out before the spiders hatch.

by LIZARDCHOPS January 27, 2018

Quick dub before bed

Getting a win on Fortnite after 6:00 pm

Ay yo Jayden, let's get a quick dub before bed.

by NightBijon June 14, 2018

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

by some random ahh mothafucka idk June 6, 2022

beffer

another word for best friend

Jimbob is totally my beffer.

We will be beffers for life!

by Kaity Kerosene June 22, 2008

fart before the poop

A harbinger of worse things to come.

"I think Hurricane Ike was just the fart before the poop"

by Threevolve October 31, 2008

Dribble before you shoot

In a word: Precum.

Danielle: Dood! You gotta wear a condom! I know you're the "Pullout King", but guys dribble before you shoot!

Me: Fuck.

by ThaBigCheesy September 8, 2010

the nightmare before christmas

A kickass stop-animation movie, concieved by Tim Burton. He wrote a poem that the movie was based on, but wasnt too closely involved with it otherwise.

Danny Elfman did the music and sang for Jack Skellington. WONDERFUL songs in this movie.

Pitched as a kid's movie, but all can appreciate it.
It is currently the 10th anniversary, so go out and buy it on DVD!

I love Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas.
Mother says "It's a sick movie."

by lyss December 28, 2003