Bed Lust

The unrequited yearning to return to bed AFTER you've arrived at work.

My bed lust is outta control this morning

by A-mazian85 May 5, 2011

Bed Veggie

Typically a female who remains rather lifeless during intercourse. One who lacks in sexual excitement, possesses the qualities of a paralyzed individual, and expects his or her partner to do all the "work".

Guy A) So how'd it go last night?? You sleep with her? I heard she was a freak!

Guy B) Sleep with her? Yes. A freak? No. She just laid there, a complete bed veggie.

by JosesRoo December 28, 2011

bed booms

When you shit yourself in bed

Daniel why did I find bed booms in the sheets again?!

by Julie Penguin January 7, 2015

Bed Slug

When you stay in bed for so long you get a bit sticky/clammy, like a slug.

My girlfriend is such a bed slug.

by poofiepoop May 14, 2016

bed of roses

an easy life, a pleasant place to work or stay

Who said that retirement is a bed of roses?

by VAKI5 May 9, 2005

Bed Day

A day devoted to nothing but having lots of sex in bed for the whole day.

This could be due to cold weather, so to warm up, sheer hornyness or lack of sexual activity form partner being away.

"Hay lets have a bed day today ;)"

by Phillip_phillipson December 13, 2012

Bed Intruder

An alleged rapist in the 500 Block of Lincoln Heights, Alabama. He received a brutal warning from one Antoine Dodson on the local news station WAFF. In Antoine's own words

"he's climbin in your windows
he's snatchin your people up
tryna rape em so y'all need to
hide your kids, hide your wife
hide your kids, hide your wife."

Jerome- Yo homeboy, they ever catch that one bed intruder nigga?
Antoine- Nah, but

"we gon find you
we gon find you
so you can run and tell that,
run and tell that
run and tell that, homeboy
home, home, homeboy"

by Jose Juan-Carlos Del Rio August 13, 2010