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Justin beaver

Hey it's a beaver named Justin beaver
by thecanadianninja November 17, 2017
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stone beaver

To go all out on the competition in a deadly serious manner.
Person A - I totally went stone beaver on that ping pong tournament.
Person B - Rad.

Person A - Hows' the weather?
Person B - Don't mess with me or I'll go all stone beaver all up in your ass.
by megazhanger April 26, 2010
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sacred beaver

The forbidden vagina of a nun.
It didn't matter how hot Sister Wendy was. Her sacred beaver was strictly off limits.
by The curious bibliophile August 15, 2019
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Throwback Beaver

The unshaved genital regions of a female, usually associcated with pornography from the classic era since the dawn of time till the 2000's. Vagina pubes have not been touched/shaven/plucked/waxed since the ability to grow around the age of 12.
Yo, your girl has said she ain't shaven till the Pittsburgh Pirates have a winning season...She's going to have crazy "Throwback Beaver".
Unreasonablely large bush,
Hairy As HELL down there,
Tastes like MT. Dew cans,
Found later in teeth.
by bobrown8787 May 21, 2010
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Beaver Stamp

To press one's womanhood on the face of a sleeping recipient. (see teabag)
I'm so embarassed. I passed out last night, then Molly beaver stamped me. Now I smell like sturgeon.
by Ghetto Paisley October 25, 2009
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stink beaver

a musky smelling female snatch that smells so bad it results in a derection and not even the stench of the poma sharts can outweigh its numbing effect to the nostrils
Zorro: holy shiza that lil whoRa had the worst stink beaver I ever smelt.
Labes: Sounds like you got cleef'd mayough!!!
Jonk: Tremendous Bro!!
Gnaw: Thank God that chica aint doin the ol bicycle smile
Stalz: Thanks!!!
by the dungallies March 31, 2009
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Beaver boyfriend

A man who tends to your beaver. He is only a boyfriend to your vagina, and never you. He’s interested in causal sex only
“I see Trevor once in a while for a booty call when we are both free. I consider him a beaver boyfriend.”
by Bigger Red March 24, 2021
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