by Dr polar bear jerk circ March 04, 2019
A game played on the outer borders of Canada. Five players, on two teams, on either side of a snowy field try to move a severed seal head into the opponent's goal while riding atop polar bears. Each player is issued a wooden hockey stick to move the seal head, also known as "the nugget". The winning team is awarded a walrus to do with as they please, although it is customary to gather in a circle around the walrus and club that shit to death.
I lost my arm in an intense game of Polar Bear Polo but my team still won the walrus. Cant be mad aboot that eh?
by ezRusty93 November 02, 2011
Just imagine having a jerk circle out in the snow butt naked with all your bros and you all jizz at the same time and it freezes mid air
by Dr polar bear jerk circ March 04, 2019
by bilingualpenguin February 19, 2014
by Jonbon91888 February 19, 2014
Dude 1: my girlfriend is so bad giving me a bj
Dude 2: yours is better than mine, she gives me a polar bear head every night
Dude 2: yours is better than mine, she gives me a polar bear head every night
by Themaskedman2k14 February 19, 2014
by reddit user kuato_lives helper February 20, 2014