Polar Bear Jerk Circ

Imagine your in the snow with your guys in a jerk circ and you all cum and it freezes mid air

Yo dude it’s so cold we could do a polar bear jerk circ

by Dr polar bear jerk circ March 4, 2019

Polar Bear Polo

A game played on the outer borders of Canada. Five players, on two teams, on either side of a snowy field try to move a severed seal head into the opponent's goal while riding atop polar bears. Each player is issued a wooden hockey stick to move the seal head, also known as "the nugget". The winning team is awarded a walrus to do with as they please, although it is customary to gather in a circle around the walrus and club that shit to death.

I lost my arm in an intense game of Polar Bear Polo but my team still won the walrus. Cant be mad aboot that eh?

by ezRusty93 November 2, 2011

Polar bear jerk circle

Just imagine having a jerk circle out in the snow butt naked with all your bros and you all jizz at the same time and it freezes mid air

Bro I can’t wait for that polar bear jerk circle next winter

by Dr polar bear jerk circ March 4, 2019

polar bear head

When someone gives you oral sex but their hands are cold and they use alot of teeth.

"Amy gave me polar bear head last night. It was terrible!"

by bilingualpenguin February 22, 2014

polar bear head

When a girl gives you a blowjob with cold hands and using lots of teeth.

Jon: Dude, my dick is all scratched up after she gave me polar bear head.

Ben: No way, that sucks.

by Jonbon91888 February 22, 2014

polar bear head

A blowjob which involves cold hands & lots of teeth.

Dude 1: my girlfriend is so bad giving me a bj

Dude 2: yours is better than mine, she gives me a polar bear head every night

by Themaskedman2k14 February 22, 2014

bi-polar bear

a bear with a split personality...in the antarctic. it can be contrasted with a dandy lion. happy in the jungle.

Penguin #1: why is that bear so depressed? he was so happy an hour ago.
Penguin #2: dude, he's a bi-polar bear.

Lion: i love it here in the jungle.
Tiger: yeah everything is so happy.
Lion: i'd hate to live in the antarctic, i'd get so paranoid. like, everything is white and blends in.
Tiger: the animals there don't know how to deal with it.
Lion: what, like, they're bi-polar?
Tiger: yeah...bi-polar bears.

by astrolad May 20, 2009