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Sean Bean

A Very Rugged Man. Has been featured in such films as Flightplan, National Treasure, Lord of the Rings, and The Hitcher.
Guy #1: Who would you go gay for?
Guy #2: Sean Bean.
Guy #1: Why?
Guy #2: Because he's a very rugged man.
by Beanman February 2, 2007
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Bean Bear Chag

"Just two seconds ago you couldn't say bean bag chair!"
Bean bear chag
by John Lamonica April 22, 2010
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bean counter

Beans are a cheap commodity, so to count them is a rather silly thing to do. A "bean counter" is one who nitpicks over small things in order to save costs. It is a derogatory term for accountants, bankers, and anyone who holds a financial interest in an endeavor.
The Saturn ION's oil filter housing is cheap plastic because bean counters decided that a metal one was too expensive.
by kevinthenerd October 3, 2006
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Bean Flicker Syndrome

Getting fingers strained from overextension or poor technique while masterbating (feminine problem).
"RJ painfully taped her fingers together after she developed Bean Flicker Syndrome"
by SMData April 8, 2008
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council bean

overweight teenage single mother, large hooped earings(parrot pearch earings),drinks and smokes when pregnant, lives on social welfare and singles mothers allowance, not a regular member of the workfoce, none of the children are by the same father, common name for male offsring is wayne. will bang everything, seriously gelled down fringe.
little britains vicky pollard is a prime example of a council bean
by Speedterrorist October 20, 2005
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Hairy Bean Man [HBM]

A Hairy Bean Man - HBM for short - is a term used to describe a certain type of laid back, crunchy, shaggy hippie guy. They are generally short - under 6" tall - skinny, guys with dark brown hair and dark brown eyes who abide like the Dude and toke up like Tommy Chong.

Hair⋅y (Pronunciation hair-ee, adjective) is derived from the usual bearded, shaggy and/or Mountain Man-esque appearance of the HBM.

Bean (Pronunciation been, noun) comes from the traditional diet of the HBM, which is usually vegetarian or at least as crunchy as they are. As hippies, many HBMs are also vegetarians, and must get their protein from sources other than meat, i.e. beans.

Man (noun) : obvious reasons.

OTHER HBM BEHAVIORS INCLUDE:
-being eco friendly (or at least appearing to be)
-being a registered democrat (or in some extreme cases, supporting Ralph Nader)
- smelling like patchouli oil
- smoking copious amounts of marijuana
- being an environmental science and/or philosophy major
- attending colleges in Vermont or Colorado
- listening to jambands/attending music festivals
- wearing patchwork clothing/Birkenstocks
- hating the man/organized religion
- referring to jamband members by their first name ("oh my god dude, did you see Trey's set last night?")
- driving a jetta

Hairy Bean Men HBM LOOK LIKE:
- Ray LaMontagne
- Billy Crudup (ala almost famous)
- Devendra Banhart
- Jesus
"I met a really cool Hairy Bean Man HBM on Shakedown at the UC-Boulder Phish show this weekend! His HBM friends were all kinda spun out and needed to shave/take a bath, but he was still mad cool and smoked us all up."
by magnesiumonthree November 9, 2009
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bean bangler

A highly offensive racial slur for a person of Hispanic origin.
That's the same bean bangler who rakes my leaves!
by Bigfatbeanburrito September 8, 2011
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