Geese

An interdimensional force of elite assassins who will kill anyone who speaks of them in the popular game of Cards Against Humanity

Bro1: Yo my friend got hit by Geese
Bro2: DON'T. You'll be next
Bro1: Oh shoot

by HenryEvansWillBeFound September 28, 2019

Geeses

Multiple gooses

There were many geeses in the room.

by anonymous January 17, 2023

Geese Uh?

When a flock of geese block out the sun and your only remark is :Geese Uh?

Friend 1: Yo what is that blackness in the sky.

Friend 2: Geese uh?

by lordofgrandfathers May 11, 2021

Geese

Big Titty Goth Girls

There are some nice Geese over there

by bigbigbigbgbibggigbg April 7, 2022

Geese

An evil creature made by satan himself. They flock in groups of thousands and will shit on your lawn relentlessly. Theyll block the road when youre late to work just to angrr you intentionally, and worst of all they are capable of reproduction. Sadly the government believes these creatures of evil, for whatever reason, to be worth perserving; thats why its illegal for you to shoot them or run them over.

HONEY! The damn geese are back!
Son! Watch out for that geese shit in the yard!
Yo dude! Watch me shoot these dumbass geese!

by Therapguy98 August 22, 2016

Geese

Angry giraffe birds.

Yeah I hate geese! They always hiss at me.

by Nstslie March 20, 2019

Geesing Around

When someone is goofing around and just in general acting like a silly goose.

Bro stop geesing around and actually listen to me

by Wadion April 26, 2024