Bathing the Gorrila

A sexual innuendo for masturbating in the bathroom.

"Paul. What did you do in the bathroom? I saw white liquid in there."
"I was bathing the Gorrila."

by IAmHungry4Memes February 23, 2022

Sleep-Bitching

The action of bitching someone out while asleep, or while waking up. The person is cruel, and malicious with the only intent to get back to sleep or sometimes to get back at you for disturbing their slumber
May or may not wear off shortly after awakening and can be affected by substances such as coffee, alcohol, drugs, sex , a slap to the face, or any other awaking substance or decision impairing substance.

Person 1.:

" I told you your dad was probably just sleep-bitching."
Person 2:

" I thought he'd be awake, otherwise i wouldn't have called him for a ride until later."

by Lacey Lane November 7, 2011

fan bathing

Lying down naked in front of a fan. Almost like sunbathing

Kay was fan bathing after her hot shower.

by 👑 Futch June 12, 2018

black friday bitching

The practice of claiming that you are disgusted with Black Friday - particularly the recent new practice of starting Black Friday on Thanksgiving evening - but still going to stores and giving the companies your money on that day. Common practices include telling cashiers how sorry and appalled you are about the decline of values, while he or she rings up the merchandise that you *chose* to purchase on this day.

Cashier: "Hello. How are you?"
Mike: "Wow. I just can't believe that corporations would pull people like you away from their families on what is supposed to be Thanksgiving! I'm sorry you have to work today!"
( places two iPods, six Blu-Ray movies, ten new pairs of jeans, and a small television onto the register belt )
Cashier: "Yeah, it wouldn't be so bad if not for all of the hypocritical Black Friday bitching."

by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf December 3, 2014

Sun Bathing

When someone is lying in the sun and a passer by or partner urinates on them.

Bluemonster2020 walks up to Dee Lila while she lies in the sun and unleashes his beast and begins sun bathing her.

by Dee Lila March 20, 2019

Face Bitching

The act of always whining or complaining on social media sights. Never posting anything positive or happy, The tendency to whine to whoever you have friended wether they wnat to here it or not.

Did you read Johnny's latest post on Facebook?

No, I dont have to.

Why?

He is always face bitching about someone or something.

Yeah your right he is a face bitcher for sure.

by Surveying fool April 28, 2013

bitching

when a girl start compelting about something.
it between crying and competing.

ok if she is not crying or competing, she is bitching

by guy talk April 19, 2010