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Bashed Crab

A physically ugly/unattractive person likened to the sometimes messy aftermath of cracking open the shell of a freshly cooked "muddie" (mud crab for the Un-Australianised).
Bob: So what's she like?
John: Great personality, but she's got a head like a bashed crab.
by The Drovers Dog February 28, 2007
mugGet the Bashed Crabmug.

gay bashing

Gay bashing; verb {gae-bahsheeng}
The act of calling out/flaming a homosexual individual for their sexual orientation.
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The act of being violent with a homosexual individual, while spitting offensive slurs and phrases, for their sexual orientation.
gayboi69owo: Hi.
ooferganglover: Get the fuck out of the chat, faggot! We don't want to have sex with you, homosexual.
killerkeemeraf: Gross! Change your username, dipshit! We don't need to know you're a fucking faggot!
gayboi69owo: Please! Stop gay bashing!

OR
Gay Guy: I don't want any trouble.
Straight Guy: ( punching him to the ground ) What's with the shirt? You a faggot?
Gay Guy: ( under breath ) Why the gay bashing?
Straight Guy: ( slamming him harder ) Huh, pussy boy?
by LGBT-Definitions December 23, 2018
mugGet the gay bashingmug.

Cheeky Bash

The act of briefly leaving a specified task to masturbate, with the aim of relieving sexual tension or frustration; but in the knowledge they must return to said task within a short time period.
Richard: "Hey, you coming out tonight?"
Anand: "Yeah, will just be a sec. Going for a quick cheeky bash."
by penispenispenis1 November 4, 2010
mugGet the Cheeky Bashmug.

Bash The Bishop

To masturbate the male penis. A reference to the similarity of an erect penis to the shape of a classic Bishop chess piece.
Bash the Bishop: "I caught my little brother bashing his Bishop for the first time yesterday"
by snakehands July 7, 2010
mugGet the Bash The Bishopmug.

willy bash

The act of two men vicorously hitting their genitalia together. They both enjoy this yet the act is not homosexual and can be performed by to hetrosexual men looking to have fun.
Ben and hasan were bored so they had a willy bash.
by drxpd3ad July 17, 2014
mugGet the willy bashmug.

Chav-Bashing

(Verb) The act of attacking an individual Chav or Chav culture as a whole. This can either be verbal or physical abuse. It is not recommend you take this action around a live Chav as a gangland shooting is likely follow. That or they key your car.
"Gotta hate Chavs always wearing Burberry and drinking White lightening"

"Quit your Chav-bashing or I'll key your car. Bitch"
by Jack Karch May 26, 2006
mugGet the Chav-Bashingmug.

pikey bashing

Verb.
The art of removing pikeys from one's property and the surrounding areas preferably and generally violent in nature.
Person 1:Some pikeys are residing in the drawing room, old chap.
Pikeys:Oi,Oi!! Gimme your wallet or I'll nife ya. Innit!
Person 2: Would you care to partake in some pikey bashing?
Person 1:Indeed,my old bean, I would.
by gnus child June 10, 2005
mugGet the pikey bashingmug.

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