bartosh

A person who identifies as a femboy, but in reality has never worn any feminine clothing and is balding.

I thought I found myself a cute femboy twink but it's a fucking bartosh again.

Tell me why when I search "femboy" on Pornhub it's all bartoshes with no hair?

by nazaallyn February 7, 2024

BartoszMikMik

Person who exists and does things

i dont know what they do, but they do something probably
i got better things to do than this.

Are you sure you're a BartoszMikMik?

by Tyler Tyler Tylerson February 23, 2025

Burtonsville Hog Hammer

When you're getting a blowjob and your buddy shows up with an 3 piece pork shank coated in barbeque sauce and you high five them. Then you shoot a 3 roper on her face.

Ryan showed up with a bunch of meaty Burtonsville hog hammers while I was getting a rim job.

by Dave, General Manager of Ross February 26, 2025

Barton-meister

A person who jerks off in their pocket to their crush in class. Hoping that she sees him.

The Barton-Meister beside me is nutting everywhere, it’s really pissing me off.

by The Big boy Bundridge March 4, 2026

bartosy

leaving someone on a cliffhanger, in a sentence

"What do you mean??"
"Forget it."
"Omg the bartosy???"

by blibicious May 12, 2025

brown barton

A type of vibrator that is given to a friend as a gift. brown barton vibrator gift

"I really want to give Paige a brown barton for Christmas this year."

by Egg Yolk Sauce December 7, 2015

Blake Barton

A man who is amazing who is in hospital and we hope he gets better so he can be his cheeky self

We love you blake Barton

by Blakes wife's September 1, 2016