by qweaspo March 5, 2011
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A bagel with everything is going to cost you a bunch. The bagel means straight sex, the cream cheese means oral, and the hole in the bagel means anal sex with her John.
"Everything" means any other kind of pleasure you want beyond the straight, oral, and anal.
This term was coined by a hooker on the road between Detroit and Chigago, and approved by her Evil pimp. ʱʱ๛ forever.
A bagel with everything is going to cost you a bunch. The bagel means straight sex, the cream cheese means oral, and the hole in the bagel means anal sex with her John.
"Everything" means any other kind of pleasure you want beyond the straight, oral, and anal.
This term was coined by a hooker on the road between Detroit and Chigago, and approved by her Evil pimp. ʱʱ๛ forever.
by damagedalicious September 1, 2014
Get the bagel with everything mug.by The Anna-lator November 2, 2003
Get the Bagel mug.The art involving making bagel bites..
1. Preheat oven to 450 degrees F
2. When that temp is acheived place cookie tray of 9 bagel bites in for 10 minutes
3. Take out and let cool
4. Rub them on your face and dance
1. Preheat oven to 450 degrees F
2. When that temp is acheived place cookie tray of 9 bagel bites in for 10 minutes
3. Take out and let cool
4. Rub them on your face and dance
by Dikembe Mutumbo March 23, 2004
Get the Making Bagel Bites mug.When one passes a phrase through the babelfish one or more times until it ceases to make any literal sense and instead sounds like some heavy metaphorical explanation.
The example was babelfucked with japanese twice
The example was babelfucked with japanese twice
Until it finishes to make, when transferring the time of one or more to phrase, through 1 Tsuga babelfish in feeling of which letter heavily as in figurative explanation being audible to substituting.
When that, the time being one or more, in order to make, it moves to phrase heavily in as the figurative explanation which is audible in letter substitution through babelfish of one Tsuga of feeling, until it ends.
When that, the time being one or more, in order to make, it moves to phrase heavily in as the figurative explanation which is audible in letter substitution through babelfish of one Tsuga of feeling, until it ends.
by hex_ten February 5, 2005
Get the babelfuck mug.A bagel one encounters on the ground with a turd placed on top of it. The bagel can be any flavor but needs to be complete and entire- portions of bagels do not count. The location of the bagel is generally the sidewalk, but a turd bagel could theoretically be found anywhere. The turd should be large enough to cover and crown the bagel hole, so it is usually a large dog or human turd.
"Holy shit! Watch out, you almost stepped on that turd bagel!"
Also- Al Franken is a total turd bagel.
Also- Al Franken is a total turd bagel.
by Bronx Betty April 3, 2013
Get the turd bagel mug.When a gentleman decides he would rather have sex with a bread product than the fat chick he has been set up with, and thus swoops from a vine in order to gank the bagel that Fatty McNochance is about to eat, and proceeds to have his way with it.
See: bagel burn and dirty bagelin'
See: bagel burn and dirty bagelin'
Gary wasn't about to settle for chub, so he proceeded to execute the infamous "Orangutang Bagel Bang" with lightning speed and incredulous precision.
by Dylan April 13, 2005
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