The most amazing, Fun loving boyfriend there is. He will always put a smile on your face! He has a really funny name too! Lol Baldi.
by Jade23trip January 03, 2022
Ugly white boy with missing teeth who has to have a girlfriend and kids by his side to hide the fact that he secretly likes to be bent over and given it hard by another man in the butt. He has been this way for years and has to hide it because he talks so much shit about others and knows everybody will laugh at him. His girlfriends secretly know about this and have tried to remain on their side but he ends up messing up the relationship because he drinks so much and tries to sleep with anybody and everybody. Also has to constantly speak down on other females to make himself feel better because his butthole still hurts from the the big cucumber his girl shoved up his but the night before without using lube.
by Niggabitchbullyxxx October 25, 2019
Baldi is a antagonist that tries to chase the player in Baldi's Basics (BBIEAL). He can hear doors and noises that the player does.
by RandomGuy4291142 January 01, 2023
by Soggy stu February 14, 2023
1) Someone who is baldy and indulges in anal sex, normally a gay male, but not always so. Often called Menza.
2) A machine used by Cadbury's to put bars of Fudge into boxes for distribution
3) The opperator of the above machine.
2) A machine used by Cadbury's to put bars of Fudge into boxes for distribution
3) The opperator of the above machine.
by Baldy Fudgepacker November 28, 2019
Baldi’s Basics (Baldi’s Basics in Education and Learning, Baldi’s Basics Classic, or simply Baldi) is a game where your friend left his noteboos at school but he can’t get them because he’ll be late for eating pracitce. Professor Baldi loves giving you 3 question each every time you collect a notebook, but the 3 question in every notebook (except the 1st one) is intelligible and impossible to answer. Despite this, Baldi still gets mad at you and chases you around the school getting faster every notebook making it harder to get all the notebooks, reach all 4 exits, and escape the school.
by omgwhatiswhy December 28, 2022
by mrdrmaster September 25, 2020