Axle

A weird nigga with braces and gets no bitches

Axle mad gay

by Lilyo July 25, 2023

portal axle

an in-wheel transmission that lifts the drive axle increasing ground clearance, portal axles are used in the unimog as well as in other vehicles. they generally do not raise the axle much, but because of their gear reduction, they allow for a smaller differential case, because there is less strain on the differential

"why is the axle above the center of the wheel?"
"it has portal axles"
"wtf?"

by Subliminator January 21, 2010

Wrapped round the axle

The state one finds oneself in after a prolonged bender or an extended state of inebriation. Can also describe the act of becoming intoxicated, inebriated, high, turnt, tanked, or wrecked, especially after a period of abstinence or sobriety. Used similarly to the phrase "Three sheets to the wind". It denotes that one hasn't just fallen off "the wagon", but has in fact gone under the wheels and subsequently wrapped round the axle.

Hey Jack, I thought you were off the sauce? Looks like you've been getting wrapped round the axle again.

Man, I must have blacked out last night, I haven't haven't gotten that fucked up since last mardi gras, I really got wrapped around the axle *vomit*

Yo, Mark, wanna come by for Forties and blunts? Fuckin A we're getting wrapped round the axle tonight boooooi

I'm higher than Cooter Brown, two more hits and I'ma be axle wrapped.

by Haluci-N8 November 21, 2019

Axl Rose

The anagram of oral sex

Do you know Trump's favourite is Axl Rose

by 14yearsofmasturbation March 12, 2024

Axle

Axle is the sweetest, kindest, best friend any girl could ask for. Axle is the guy who would care for you when nobody else would, is there for you no matter what, and will always forgive you no matter what you do. Axle loves motorbikes and trucks especially GMCs. He has the best hair and the best sense of humor, he has a pretty smile and Gorgeous eyes. Axle will make you feel special and like the best looking person in the world. I will love him forever, no matter if we fall off or we decide to never speak again. Axle is one of my favorite people on the planet. I love axle<3

Guy: “yo have you seen axle lately with that fresh fade”
Guy2: “bro he looks like a mushroom”
Guy: “what did you just say about my boy?!???”

by Red red rose August 4, 2022

axl rose

an absolute asshole

bro fuck that guy he's an axl rose

by lysergic acid enjoyer October 12, 2023

Axl

The most sexy, intelligent, good lookin person, as well as being cute, smart . Whom consists of a massive shlong and brain. He is other wise the goat. ALSO THE BEST SON

Axl

by axlisthebest May 30, 2021