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asymptomatic asymptote

Refers to being in quarantine or self-isolation for an indefinite period of time, and the resulting paranoia and pessimism. Similar to a "Debbie Downer", "Negative Nancy", etc.
Person one: "Is this gonna be forever?"
Person two: "Oh, hush. Quit being such an asymptomatic asymptote."
by qfwfqsnmcvr May 12, 2020
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Asima

In Arabic the meaning of the name Asima is defender; guard; guardian; protector. One who offers protection and a woman who protects herself from sinning. Her destiny number is 7. Her happy colour green. Asima is open-minded, artistic, perceptive, analytical, reserved, spiritual and caring.
by goodweathergoodmood November 23, 2021
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asiaphile

A white man who'se only contact with Asian women has been as waitresses and images in the media of prostitutes, madams, more waitresses and princesses of exotic, far-off lands, and thus his image of Asian women is tainted, he sees them as sex objects or exotic novelties.

I don't think this word, with it's proper definition fits every single white high school kid who has a crush on his Asian American classmate, or every white dude that thinks Lucy Liu is a fox.
Being a heterosexual male, I am physically atracted to females. Sure, I find some Asian women atractive, I find a lot of women atractive. Black, white, Asian, Latin, race doesn't matter much to me. If an Asian girl's drop-dead gorgeous, she's drop-dead gorgeous, neither because of or despite where her grandparents were born.

I don't think physical appearance is eveything though. I mean, there's personality, shared interests, etc. A girl can look like a total goddess in a photograph, but if she's a terrible person, she's a terrible person and I really don't want anything to do with her. I'd much rather be with a plain-looking girl with a charming personality and enough in common with me to sustain a conversation than a vision of loveliness who'se shallow and vindictive.
by Teh kraut Pope May 16, 2005
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Jasmine is a Simp

"Jasmine is a Simp for Max" "what a simp, Who?, Jasmine"
by Graham de Grant October 18, 2020
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asiaphobic

"Bro are you homophobic?"
"Nah just asiaphobic"
by Sentflowers November 14, 2016
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asiophile

An Asiophile is a person who is fond of Asian culture, society, history or food. In a sexual context, it is a non-Asian person who exoticises or prefers Asians (typically East Asians). In other words, an Asiophile has yellow fever.
A white guy once messaged me on Grindr, and the first thing he said, "I like you. I only like Asians." Ugh. Total Asiophile!
by Queerprose April 5, 2016
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national dump on a simp day

this day (september 30th) is national dump on a simp day, a day where you take a dump on a simp
dude: im gonna shit on this simp
dude: *shits on the simp*
simp: nooOoOooO0O0o0O0Oo0O0 WhY?
dude: because its national dump on a simp day
by joy784 September 7, 2020
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