Asphalt Blaq

A group of the toughest niggas in the world who run train and eat chicken sandwiches and waffle fries made by various women.

Yo did you hear that Asphalt Blaq ran train on those BANs today?

by AnonymousBall3r June 10, 2010

Assblast Asphyxia

Putting your bare asshole over someone's nose while they are sleeping causing them to wake up from lack of oxygen.
When they wake up, you fart.

Paul passed out the other night from drinking too much bourbon so Randy decided to throw down the assblast asphyxia. Unfortunately for Paul, Randy had some Taco Bell earlier that day causing him to shart all over Paul's face.

by jeffreybruce June 4, 2009

autoerotic asphyxiation

Raising orgasm to an extreme level of anilihating pleasure! The level being that high, as to where oxygen is immensely decreased. Many people make their own "Garrot", which is similar to a noose, so they can perform the one man/woman band!
A pleasure that can ultimately become a sport of the "Russian Roulette" type.

John Benet Ramsey's alleged perpetrator may have used a Garrot when sexually molesting her.

by Kelly February 4, 2004

asphalt ugly

term used to describe the ugliest beyond ugly creature; a beat ass bitch

damn bro, yo bitch is asphalt ugly.

by josue July 13, 2004

assphyxiation

suffocation due to a massive buildup of anal gasses

damn, bubba! did you eat all that potato salad? open the WINDOW or i'm gonna die of assphyxiation from yo stank ass!

by barbara January 21, 2003

asphyxifuck

The act of auto-erotic asphyxiation. Or not breathing so much when youre fucking.

"Yeah, that guy from Kung-Fu died asphyxifucking."

by S. H. Panda July 27, 2009

George of Asphalt

When a pot-hole is paved over with asphalt, resulting in an elevated spot on the road. This term derives from George, who is the owner of a major asphalt company.

Woah! Did you see that pot-hole? They really need to get a george of asphalt on there.

by weetiepeas December 24, 2010