aroonsko

A dick head

Don't be like aroonsko

by KP Bird August 14, 2022

Fort Mohave, Arizona

Fort Mohave is a town south of Bullhead City which is basically a small version of Bullhead but better. Plenty of stores and restaurants that were built more recently are one of the reasons why Fort Mohave is probably the best town in the tri-state area yet. All the hot chicks in that town are mostly either like Laughlin hoes or just chill, don't give a shit about anything type of person. Only con about Fort Mohave is that people will snitch to the police on you over nothing. Probably that's the reason why there's not as much crime as there is in Bullhead even though the Mohave County sheriff claim Fort Mohave is more dangerous than Bullhead City. Fort Mohave is a perfect place to hang out at but not it's not great to live at due to taxes, bullshit, etc.

Ahhh... Fort Mohave, Arizona! What a place to be! Shit, I'mma chill at Walmart! Oh, wait.... Nevermind, people there will call the cops on me just for chilling so I'm out this bitch!

by Shithead Brad October 12, 2019

AfroZone

When you get high and get an intense head buzz; almost as if there’s a numb feeling that encircles the top of your head and extends outwards, like you have an afro. When you begin to feel this sensation you are entering the AfroZone.

Kenny: Man this weed is fucking sweet!
Murray: It's giving me a crazy head buzz.
Kenny: Ya man, I'm in the AfroZone.
Murray: Fucking right!

by mitchell25 May 4, 2006

Arizona AssCrack

Dry leftovers after a bad wipe, leading to one itchy ass.

-"My ass feels like a desert bro. its dry and itchy."
- "Did you wipe thoroughly? because i think you have an Arizona AssCrack right now"

by KingRaymondStankos October 2, 2011

Arono Bashkar

1. A being conceived as the perfect, omnipotent, omniscient originator and ruler of the universe, the principal object of faith and worship in monotheistic religions.
2. A very handsome man.

# Lacking nothing essential to the whole; complete of its nature or kind.
# Being without defect or blemish: a perfect specimen.
# Thoroughly skilled or talented in a certain field or area; proficient.

"Did you just say you hate Arono Bashkar? How is that possible! He is the alpha and the omega!"

"Arono Bashkar..damn, I want to be him"

"The women want him and the men want to be him!"

by Arthur March 17, 2004

Arizona Butt Fuck

When you put sand in a girl's asshole and then proceed to fuck her in the ass.

Guy 1: "Last night my girlfriend let me Arizona Butt Fuck her."
Guy 2: "Well it beats the hell out of your girlfriend having sand in her vagina."

by djgaernfo October 4, 2010

Arizona Cardinals

The NFL's perenial last place team, the Cardinals are a team with a long history, and one that unfortunately includes mostly losing. Established in 1920 as the Chicago Cardinals, they always played second fiddle to the crosstown Bears in the league's early days. The Cardinals generally struggled in their early years, except for a surprising championship in 1925. The team won an NFL championship in 1947 against the Eagles for their only title. They lost the rematch in the 1948 title game, in a low scoring 7-0 matchup. In 1960, the team moved to St. Louis, which did little to change their fortunes. The team had its best years in franchise history in the mid-70s with Jim Hart under center, achieving 3 straight playoff berths from 1974-76. The team also had a playoff berth in the strike shortened 1982 season. However, with the team still a poor franchise and, with St. Louis refusing to pay for a new stadium, the team moved to Phoenix for the 1988 season, first calling themselves the Phoenix Cardinals, then switching to the name Arizona Cardinals in 1994. The team failed to post a .500 season from 1985-97, but finally broke through with a playoff berth in 1998, their most recent postseason apperance. That year, the team went 9-7 and pulled off a 1st round upset of the Cowboys. Since then, the team has returned to its losing ways. However, they are currently building a good offense and their might be hope on the horizon for this team.

"The Arizona Cardinals have pulled up a gigantic playoff upset! In their first postseason apperance in 16 years, the defeat Dallas and are moving on to the next round."

by Sports Info July 7, 2006