alliteration insults

Like Assonance Insults but based on consonants instead of vowel sounds.

Bum bandit
Beef bayonet
etc

by Dr Pinch October 23, 2004

ardith

The sexiest bitch of all time the a big O' butty and titties.

Dang, you seen ARDITH today she is a bad bitch.

by MEOW5432 March 12, 2020

Going Arbitrary

When faced with a tough decision, Going Arbitrary is asking an otherwise illogical question to make the decision for you. Optimally, the question should be connected to the decision in some way, though this is not necessary.

Person A) "Beef patty or chicken patty... I don't know! I'm going arbitrary. Exploration or flying houses?"

Person B) "Flying houses"

Person A) "Chicken patties it is!"

by Beast_modez June 18, 2009

Mortal Combat Felati-ality

The sex act in which the woman, while giving her male partner a blow job, shouts "Finish Him," then clamps down on his penis, only releasing after her partner cries.

I decided to show him who was boss, so I performed a little Mortal Combat Felati-ality... the game is cool, but seeing him cry like a little girl was even cooler.

by angelicacharisma October 16, 2012

Ardith's Law

A law of forum behavior:

The intensity of observed responses in a thread is exponentially proportional to the number of posts about the subject which have already been made.

Nrokofy Peva posts a dozen tirades about the vast superiority of Mega Man fan fiction to Gilman Girls fan fiction. By the twelfth post, the responses have greatly increased in number, and the content of these posts becomes increasingly vitriolic. Primarily a consequence of asshat overload.

by Foucault February 17, 2005

Alliteration

Alliteration is a word which uses the first letter in every word they write appropriately. It is like a funny phrase which sometimes when you say it out loud you will find it really difficult.

For example, this is one of a really famous alliteration:
Peter Piper Picked a Peck of Pickled Peppers.

by Abigailfronoster27 October 3, 2016

Alliteration

a figure of speech hoodie uses in very questoonable circumstances

Alliteration-
Hoodie: This drawf with deep Daylon's dame
Group chat: this nigga hoodie sus

by Alansgsh July 30, 2017